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“Twilight” fangirls imagine Robert Pattinson has a shiny, pink cock

This Halloween you can bring home Robert Pattinson‘s dick in a box. Sort of. It’s called The Vamp, search a sparkly dildo inspired by the Twilight series. According to the manufacturer’s product page

… The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience…

Toss it in the fridge? Toss your cold-retaining dildo in the fridge? Really!? Getting reamed by an ice cold, sickness gelatinous shaft sounds like a real buzz kill to me. Clearly some Twilight fans have no idea how their vaginas work. Too much home schooling I guess.

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