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Posts Tagged ‘sex toys’

Blake Riley’s disembodied ass

By Franklin Halifax • Sep 26th, 2008 • Category: Sausage Factory

It’s molded from Blake Riley’s perfect bubble butt. It’s made of “CyberSkin” with “Virtual Touch” technology, making it “soft like real skin, but firm like real muscle.” It’s phthalate free — whatever that means. It’s waterproof with a hand painted taint and sphincter. And it vibrates! This is so… I dunno… Dahmer-rific? … [See Blake Riley's robo-butt inside...]

Karel Rok dildo J/O

By Franklin Halifax • May 25th, 2008 • Category: Hand Solo Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

After teasing us by showing us what he would look like sucking a cock, Karel fucks his own ass with the rubber dildo. Then he jerks the foreskin of his uncut dick until he pops a load all over his leg. In the end the naughty boy licks the cum off his sticky fingers. [80 hardcore jack off pix inside...]

Attack of the flying penis

By Richard Armagnac • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

“Former World Chess Champion and Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov has been attacked by radio-controlled penis during a meeting of opposition activists. Around 700 opponents of the Kremlin were attending Kasparov’s address in Moscow at the weekend…” What a country! (Insert Yakov Smirnoff joke.) In U.S.S.A. we assault political opponents with pie. This is insane. Why a flying penis? Is it a visual pun that can only be understood by Russians? [More...]

Pump it up, homeboy, just like that!

By Ben J. Mann • Apr 19th, 2008 • Category: Hand Solo Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

His nom de porn is Kurt Anderson, but he sometimes uses the stage name Don Antonio… There’s just something about his ruggedly handsome, vaguely sinister appearance that makes me want to scream “O daddy!” and drop my shorts. You can be sure that if I was at this photo shoot, he wouldn’t need that penis pump. [Hardcore penis pumping pix inside...]

Brodie punished with hard butt fuck

By Richard Armagnac • Apr 18th, 2008 • Category: SWAG: Premium Porn

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Brodie Sinclair. Some people love him. Some people hate him. And I mean really, really hate him. Me? I reserve that level of intense hatred for crooked politicians and out of touch media hacks who hurt America by asking retarded questions at political debates instead of [...]