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Posts Tagged ‘politics’

This is how democracy dies…

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Not with a bang, but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon… [More...]

Coming to an airport near you — the virtual strip search

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Here’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, that is. Full-body scanners. And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, because… a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk… [More...]

Schadenfreude takes the sting out of gay rights setback

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 5th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Rightwing bigots dealt yet another demoralizing blow to gay rights supporters in Tuesday’s election… But the news wasn’t all bad. A handful of openly gay candidates won popular support. Houston just might elect its first openly gay mayor. An anti-discrimination ordinance passed in Michigan… On an even brighter note, one sanctimonious gay marriage foe suffered a humiliating loss this week… [Carrie Prejean made a sex tape!]

Naked Cowboy throws in the towel

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 8th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Earlier this summer Time Square’s most colorful attention whore, Robert Burck (aka the Naked Cowboy), jumped into the New York City mayoral race saying, “No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me.” … [See the Naked Cowboy really get naked inside...]

The Gaythering Storm

By Richard Armagnac • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Did you hear the news? A storm is coming. And it’s gonna be raining men, ya’ll! So a bunch of not-gay people — all of them victims of gay marriage — are building a Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella. Okay, so maybe they’re not actual victims of gay marriage, just a bunch of snarky actors pretending to be victims of gay marriage and the oncoming deluge of gay rain and lavender lightning bolts… [More...]

Jon Stewart’s oddly arousing takedown of CNBC

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 6th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

UPDATE! I feel like I need a cigarette after watching his breathtaking “Daily Show” smackdown of the corporatist assholes at CNBC. Somehow the crack reporters at the “only business network that has the information and experience that we need” missed the biggest financial story of the year (the collapse of the global economy) even though it’s their fucking job to anticipate this kind of crisis… [More...]

Jamie Bamber bears all

By Julian Kay • Mar 1st, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on… [Prick teasing pix inside...]

White House artist & Kaiser Permanente “dad” has a gay porn past

By Julian Kay • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Remember this commercial about the businessman who goes to a meeting, eats a healthy lunch, gets stuck in rush hour traffic, and then arrives home to find out his wife is having a baby? All of this aided by an unseen-but-omnipresent “entourage” of guardian angels from Kaiser Permanente? Here’s a picture of the proud papa getting a hummer from another guy… [More...]

Mike Huckabee doesn’t heart sodomy

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 13th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

In a bizarre exchange on his Fox News talkshow, failed Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee desperately tries to win the approval of New York City nightlife hostess Amanda Lepore… Apparently Huckabee hasn’t quite gotten the hang of this new talkshow gig. He kept calling Amanda “Ann” throughout the interview…. [More...]

Hard math — 1 dead gay = 8 months in jail

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 8th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

UPDATE: Stephen Moller’s parole has been denied. Dan White served a notoriously light 5-year sentence for the premeditated murder of Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone. He offed himself 23 years ago — less than two years after being set free. But his despicable legacy lives on. The reviled “Twinkie defense” that White’s defense team successfully exploited has morphed into the equally effective and doubly reprehensible “gay panic” defense… [More...]