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Kelly Ripa’s stripper husband “Meaty” Mark Consuelos

Nude photos of soap opera star Mark Consuelos working as a male stripper circa 1994
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Bill Cable in Basic Instinct

Bill Cable as Johnny Boz in Basic InstinctIn the opening minutes of Basic Instinct he gets ice picked to death while having sex. When Michael Douglas visits the crime scene we see a close up of his bloodied cock and balls. It’s a crotch shot that’s even more explicit than the one that made Sharon Stone a household name.

The gratuitous cock shot is probably why they hired a retired porn model to play the murder victim, site Johnny Boz, in the notorious NC-17 rated erotic thriller. His name was Bill Cable. He was the cover model for the November 1974 issue of Playgirl magazine, and he modeled for COLT Studios under the nom de porn Stoner, appearing in at least two gay porn films, including Rip COLT’s Sex Rated Home Movies.

Basic Instinct was Bill Cable’s final screen credit. He was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1998. See “Stoner” in all his X-rated glory in the video clip below…

Related link: COLT Studio Classic — Bill Cable

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Josh Duhamel — When in Rome do as the Romans nude…

Josh Duhamel -- full frontal nude

Josh Duhamel -- cute ass

Josh Duhamel -- naked butt

In a recent Advocate interview, decease Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, levitra not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom.

His ass is amazing, though, isn’t it? Too bad his new movie, When In Rome, looks like crap.

I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. — Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie)

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Wet dream about MMF threeway gives Tiger wood

This is the only part of the Tiger Woods scandal I find even remotely interesting. store Derek Jeter, health David Boreanaz Having Sex” target=”_blank”>Tiger Woods had a wet dream about catching his mistress Rachel Uchitel in a threesome with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament… I came home, buy viagra excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting fucked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.” — Tiger Woods e-mail to mistress Rachel Uchitel

Sadly, David Boreanaz is no Angel. Uchitel was allegedly boning the Bones star while his wife was pregnant.

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Jamie Bamber bears all

Jamie Bamber PETA ad

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, doctor he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, site though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on.

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Alex Hawn — From a view to a thrill

Alex Hawn has a view to a thrill

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‘True Blood’ lust for Ryan Kwanten

We cannot display this galleryIn “True Blood”HBO‘s Southern Gothic horror series from “Six Feet Under” scribe Alan Ball — vampires are “coming out of the coffin” to mingle with humankind thanks to a synthetic blood that lets them quench their sanguinary appetites without feasting on the living.

Vamps seeking equal rights have supplanted gays on the bigotry totem pole. Their integration into mainstream society faces heavy opposition from superstitious humans spooked by their unnatural lifestyle.

But the vampires aren’t about to go down without a… bite. They’re still monsters after all, and some of them have a serious mean streak. When a vampire-hating religious leader dies in a freak accident — along with his entire family — it seems a pack of bloodsucking fiends is responsible. In spite of their self-righteous posturing, though, human monsters are every bit as lethal as their undead counterparts.

A serial killer obsessed with “fang-bangers” (women who do it with vampires) is stalking Bon Temps, a Louisiana backwater. The prime suspect is one Jason Stackhouse (Australian hunk Ryan Kwanten), the ne’er-do-well brother of the series’ telepathic protagonist Sookie Stackhouse (Academy Award winner Anna Paquin). Two victims were murdered after spending the night with Jason. Sookie and Jason’s kindly grandmother (Lois Smith) is the latest victim — murdered after befriending a Civil War-era vampire (dead sexy Stephen Moyer) who also happens to be romancing Jason’s sister.

One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans. I especially like how his too-short t-shirts reveal the small of his back whenever he sits down.

The producers seem to delight in finding new ways to objectify Kwanten from week to week. I guess it’s one of the perks of having an openly gay creator like Alan Ball at the helm. So far we’ve seen Kwanten…

  • — on all fours with his bare butt in the air giving lip service to a female friend…
  • — having kinky S&M sex with said female friend…
  • — co-opting the patented Patrick Bateman vanity point while fucking another playmate…
  • — dancing for a webcam in nothing but tight bikini briefs and a Laura Bush mask…

He also spent an entire episode fighting off a killer case of priapism after OD’ing on vampire blood. In the series vampire blood — dubbed V — is a highly addictive narcotic and potentially deadly aphrodisiac. At this point in the series his character is a sex addict in more than one sense, dropping hits of V to supercharge his libido.

Even if this supernatural satire had nothing else going for it (and it does have quite a lot going for it actually), my inner perve would compel me to watch just to see the latest satyromaniacal misadventure from the Boy Wonder from Down Under.

Sexy nudie pix of Ryan Kwanten below and related link to naked video clips of his sexy co-star…

Related offsite links: Video — “True Blood” star Stephen Moyer’s full frontal nude scenes

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Rafael Nadal’s big naked bubble butt

Rafael Nadal caught naked in public

When will these guys learn? (Hopefully never.) If you’re rich and famous you can never ever take off your clothes in public. Unless, ampoule of course, hospital you want your hot nakedness to get transmitted across the globe before you’ve had time to zip your pants back up again.

The latest male celeb to be caught unawares is Spanish tennis champ and Olympic gold medalist Rafael Nadal. He was snapped changing his shorts in broad daylight on his yacht.

Even if you’re not a fan of the sport, who wouldn’t be riveted by the sight of his big sexy culo bouncing around the court in thin white tennis shorts? Straight guys and lesbians, that’s who.

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Ryan Reynolds’ ass now the property of Scarlett Johansson

Ryan Reynolds extended nude scene from Buying the Cow

… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions…

Scarlett Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could purchase ,20229417,00.html” target=”_blank”>marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type.

When Scarlett Jo informed Obama of her impeding nuptials, he whispered something in her ear that only she could hear. Campaign supporters speculate that the Democratic nominee must’ve told her something deeply profound.

Related link: Ryan Reynolds gallery

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Brent Everett plays strip bingo

We cannot display this galleryGet it while ya can, folks. Something tells me this video is not long for YouTube, because it has drag queens and bare butted bingo.

Brent Everett plays strip bingo for fun and profit on his new web site, shaking and slapping his ass to a disco version of “The Price Is Right” theme in this teaser clip. Brent shows up at the 1:17 mark after a musical interlude performed by Ms. Gay California USA Justice Paige.

I’m pretty sure Bob Barker is still alive. But if he saw this, he’d jump into the nearest grave so he could roll in it. Spay or neuter your pets!

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Greece is the word…

Nude Olympic swimmer Gregor Tait in an ad for Powerade

One thing Calvin Klein taught us is that naked models can sell pretty much anything. Perfume, for sale underwear, stuff jeans… You name it. And now Coca-Cola Great Britain — no doubt inspired by the ancient Greeks — is using naked Olympic athletes to sell Powerade, the official sports drink of human rights violations, er, I mean the Beijing Games.

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Big Brother Jackass Jessie Godderz nude

We cannot display this galleryDon’t let the baby face fool you. From what I’ve seen, Jessie Godderz of “Big Brother 10” is the biggest asshole in the house — a preening douche bag who expects the other hamsters to lick his feet. Being a braying jackass is a prerequisite for getting cast on this show, so that’s saying something.

This week they evicted Steven, this season’s one and only gay. In Jessie’s goodbye message he said, “Hey, Steven, I’m glad you realized how awesome I am and that you’re trying to become as awesome as me. Good luck with that.” OK, not his exact words, but that’s the gist.

Not that Steven was any prize. Read After Elton to find out what Steven, the willfully ignorant rodeo clown cowboy had to say about Libra, the homophobic black woman. See what I mean? Braying jackasses, all of them.

Like so many other reality show contestants Jessie has some nude photos in his past. Other “Big Brother” cast members who’ve bared all for the cameras include Hardy Hill (BB2) who appeared in a softcore porno called Summer Desire. Josh Feinberg (BB3) got naked for Playgirl Magazine.

And then there’s Crazy James, the “Big Brother 9” cast mate who topped them all by doing hardcore gay porn for Dirty Boy Video. Not a fan of the alt-boy’s tats or the faux hawk, but Crazy James has a nice dick. And he put his cock sucker’s lips to good use. You can see Crazy James in action here. He also appeared in Dirty Tricks, an online pornographic sitcom.

UPDATE: People claiming to be Jessie’s friends have been spreading rumors about his sexuality. These so-called friends also say they have pictures that are even racier than the nudes that are currently in circulation. Ai! With friends like these who needs enemas?

Related post: America hates Jessie Godderz


Orlando Bloom’s naked ass

Orlando Bloom's naked butt

These pix were snapped by a peeping pap who followed Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, patient Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, treat to a vacation spot in Gran Canaria.

I feel so dirty for feeding stalkerazzi who took these photos, but what the hell. If Orlando didn’t want the world to see his naked butt, I think he’d try to avoid loitering near publicly accessible doorways while nude.

Click the above photo for a larger version. A series of candid Orlando photos can be found at the links below…

H/T: Orlando Bloom Reveals His Pirate’s Booty, !!OMG his butt, Orlando Bloom!!, Orlando Bloom

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Armani puts giant soccer balls in underwear ad

David Beckham bulge Emporio Armani Underwear The notorious Beckham Bulge appears in a Godzilla-sized mural overlooking an outdoor amphitheater adjacent to the Union Square Macy’s in San Francisco. The footballers balls are the centerpiece of a new round of ads for Emporio Armani Underwear.

The latest ad, for sale featuring soccer superstar David Beckham, viagra is the first of five new images in Giorgio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2008-09 ad campaign. This second set of ads follows a successful campaign from last winter.

The San Fran store Underwear Sales in a Tizzy” href=”http://www.jossip.com/david-beckhams-bulge-sends-fans-underwear-sales-in-a-tizzy-20080619/” target=”_blank”>lads and lasses were gaga over the slow reveal of David Beckham’s giant package.

Similar billboards will appear across the globe in major cities such as Los Angeles, New York, London, Milan, Rome, Paris, and Tokyo.

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