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Posts Tagged ‘NSFW’

It sucks to be Nick Snider

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 8th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

You know what’s worse than getting arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct? Offering the cops a blowjob in exchange for setting you free only to have them decline your offer before throwing your ass in jail… That’s what happened to fashion model Nick Snider last week… He allegedly said, “If you stop, I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.” … [More...]

Josh Holloway’s nude sex scene

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 4th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Back in 2001 — just a few short years before he found fame as Sawyer on the phenomenal TV series “Lost” — Josh Holloway starred in a role-reversed Fatal Attraction rip-off called Cold Heart. Holloway plays a psychopath who has an affair with a married woman. Naturally, he goes postal after their relationship sours… [Video of Josh Holloway's naked butt inside...]

Steven Daigle of Big Brother 10 stars in gay porn video

By Julian Kay • Feb 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sausage Factory

Big Brother contestant Steven Daigle is set to star in the hardcore gay porn video, Steven Daigle: XXXPosed, from prolific porn producer Chi Chi LaRue. Daigle, a real life cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit, was an early evictee during the tenth season of the CBS reality series… [More...]

Josh Duhamel — When in Rome do as the Romans nude…

By Shelly Stratton • Jan 27th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

In a recent Advocate interview, Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom… [More...]

What’s with all the porn stars on 24?

By Julian Kay • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Some call it torture porn… So it’s a little ironic that the cast of 24 features actual porn stars. I’ve spotted two retired adult video performers on the adrenaline-fueled TV series. And I’m talking about bona fide butt-fucking, cock-sucking gay porn stars here… The tally jumps to three if you count Eric Balfour, the regular cast member who did full frontal nudity and got an unsimulated blowjob from his leading lady in the sexually explicit erotic drama Lie With Me

This is how democracy dies…

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Not with a bang, but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon… [More...]

This isn’t Robert Pattinson fucking Kristen Stewart…

By Shelly Stratton • Jan 15th, 2010 • Category: Str8 Porn Flicks

It’s a scene from the Twilight porn parody — aptly named This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody. Do the hardcore vampires of Twilight XXX pick up chicks by dangling apples over their junk? Or do they take the more direct approach and shove their forbidden fruit right into your mouth? … [There isn't a celebrity sex tape inside...]

The infamous Brown Bunny blowjob

By Shelly Stratton • Jan 14th, 2010 • Category: Skin Flicks

I’m glad this terrible movie, The Brown Bunny, didn’t ruin Chloë Sevigny’s career, because she’s terrific on Big Love. I tried to watch this movie straight through, but it really is unbearably slow. For what it’s worth, Vincent Gallo has a nice cock. Too bad it’s attached to such an oily looking creep… [More...]

Coming to an airport near you — the virtual strip search

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Here’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, that is. Full-body scanners. And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, because… a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk… [More...]

Wet dream about MMF threeway gives Tiger wood

By Richard Armagnac • Dec 17th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

This is the only part of the Tiger Woods scandal I find even remotely interesting. Tiger Woods had a wet dream about catching his mistress Rachel Uchitel in a threesome with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz… [More...]