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Kelly Ripa’s stripper husband “Meaty” Mark Consuelos

Nude photos of soap opera star Mark Consuelos working as a male stripper circa 1994
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Bill Cable in Basic Instinct

Bill Cable as Johnny Boz in Basic InstinctIn the opening minutes of Basic Instinct he gets ice picked to death while having sex. When Michael Douglas visits the crime scene we see a close up of his bloodied cock and balls. It’s a crotch shot that’s even more explicit than the one that made Sharon Stone a household name.

The gratuitous cock shot is probably why they hired a retired porn model to play the murder victim, site Johnny Boz, in the notorious NC-17 rated erotic thriller. His name was Bill Cable. He was the cover model for the November 1974 issue of Playgirl magazine, and he modeled for COLT Studios under the nom de porn Stoner, appearing in at least two gay porn films, including Rip COLT’s Sex Rated Home Movies.

Basic Instinct was Bill Cable’s final screen credit. He was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1998. See “Stoner” in all his X-rated glory in the video clip below…

Related link: COLT Studio Classic — Bill Cable

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Steven Daigle of Big Brother 10 stars in gay porn video

Big Brother porn | Steven Daigle: XXXposed (front box cover)

Big Brother porn | Steven Daigle: XXXposed (rear box cover)

Big Brother contestant Steven Daigle is set to star in the hardcore gay porn video, no rx Steven Daigle: XXXPosed, view from prolific porn producer Chi Chi LaRue. Daigle, hospital a real life cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit, was an early evictee during the tenth season of the CBS reality series.

According to his C1R.com porn profile, Daigle is 6′ 2″, weighs 185 pounds, has an 8-inch cock (cut), and he’s versatile. He shows off his cute naked butt on the rear box cover, but some fans already got a peak at Daigle’s dangle when he posted nude cell phone pictures of himself online in order to boost his Twitter following.

The DVD is currently available for pre-order and ships on Feb. 23, 2010. C1R members can watch it online starting on Feb. 16th.

Daigle is but one in a long list of Big Brother house guests gone wild…

Steven’s Big Brother intro video is along with publicity photos, a nude cell phone pic, and additional box cover art is posted below

Related links: MTV reality star exposes his uncut cock; Reality star does str8-for-gay porn; HDTV design star is former porn star; Gregg Plitt is a prick tease!; Jessie Godderz nude

Rascal Video presents Steven Daigle: XXXposed – Directed by Chi Chi LaRueStarring: Slade, Jeremy Bilding, Steven Daigle, Jimmy Durano, Josh Griffin, Johnny Hazzard, Brandon Lewis & Paul Wagner

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Josh Duhamel — When in Rome do as the Romans nude…

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Josh Duhamel -- naked butt

In a recent Advocate interview, decease Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, levitra not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom.

His ass is amazing, though, isn’t it? Too bad his new movie, When In Rome, looks like crap.

I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. — Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie)

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This is how democracy dies…

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Not with a bang, generic but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, ampoule don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon. If Democrats couldn’t do shit when they had 60 votes in their caucus, stuff they sure as hell won’t be able to accomplish anything with 59. Our penchant for electing fuckable politicians will be the death of us all.

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Coming to an airport near you — the virtual strip search

Full-body scanner virtual strip searchHere’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, cialis that is. Full-body scanners.

And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, cialis because in the not too distant future, ailment the next time you want to fly, a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk to make sure you don’t want to blow up the plane like the failed Undie Bomber.

Of course, there’s one gaping hole in this particular strategy. Full-body scanners can’t detect foreign objects if they’re hidden inside an orifice. So as soon as some yahoo manages to smuggle an explosive or a weapon onto a plane by hiding it up his ass, we’ll be talking about implementing random cavity searches at U.S. airports.

Michael Chertoff, the former head of HSS and one of the biggest advocates of full-body scanners, will make a small fortune if this ever becomes policy. Can you say “conflict of interest?” Keep that in mind the next time you see him on CNN.

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Wet dream about MMF threeway gives Tiger wood

This is the only part of the Tiger Woods scandal I find even remotely interesting. store Derek Jeter, health David Boreanaz Having Sex” target=”_blank”>Tiger Woods had a wet dream about catching his mistress Rachel Uchitel in a threesome with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament… I came home, buy viagra excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting fucked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.” — Tiger Woods e-mail to mistress Rachel Uchitel

Sadly, David Boreanaz is no Angel. Uchitel was allegedly boning the Bones star while his wife was pregnant.

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“Twilight” fangirls imagine Robert Pattinson has a shiny, pink cock

This Halloween you can bring home Robert Pattinson‘s dick in a box. Sort of. It’s called The Vamp, search a sparkly dildo inspired by the Twilight series. According to the manufacturer’s product page

… The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience…

Toss it in the fridge? Toss your cold-retaining dildo in the fridge? Really!? Getting reamed by an ice cold, sickness gelatinous shaft sounds like a real buzz kill to me. Clearly some Twilight fans have no idea how their vaginas work. Too much home schooling I guess.

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Jon Stewart’s oddly arousing takedown of CNBC

“If only I’d followed CNBC’s advice, thumb I’d have a million dollars — provided I’d started with a hundred million dollars,” said Jon Stewart, capping off an eight-minute evisceration of the self-anointed financial wizards at the cable news business channel.

I feel like I need a cigarette after watching his breathtaking “Daily Show” smackdown of the corporatist assholes at CNBC. Somehow the crack reporters at the “only business network that has the information and experience that we need” missed the biggest financial story of the year (the collapse of the global economy) even though it’s their fucking job to anticipate this kind of crisis.

But I guess it was impossible for them to warn us about the oncoming disaster when their mouths were stuffed with so much CEO scrotum. Keep in mind I refer to them as crack reporters because they spend so much time with their noses wedged up the butt cracks of the derivatives traders and Ponzi scheme managers who’ve pocketed millions of dollars in bonuses and stolen capital by turning Wall Street into a multi-billion dollar sink hole.

Faux populist — and alleged astroturfer — Rick Santelli was slated to appear on “The Daily Show,” but he chickened out at the last minute at the behest of his CNBC bosses. Guess he missed the lesson David Letterman taught John McCain last fall. Never ever piss off a comedian. They will cut you.

This video needs to go viral. Watch it, and share it with your friends…

UPDATE: The entire NBC family circled the wagons and mounted a pathetic response to Stewart’s takedown. So far the results have been reminiscent of The Bride’s little tussle with The Crazy 88. Little Jimmy Creamer should feel grateful that he can leave this fight with his life. But the limbs he lost in this battle, he should leave behind. They belong to Jon Stewart now. More “Daily Show” carnage below…

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Jamie Bamber bears all

Jamie Bamber PETA ad

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, doctor he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, site though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on.

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CNN newsreader TJ Holmes sucks — but not in the good way

Guess which newsreader will have zero credibility the next time he pretends to be objective while covering Prop H8 or any other gay-related “Culture War” story.

That would be CNN himbo TJ Holmes.

Sure, ailment he’s hot. But he sucks harder than a Hoover.

Here’s what he had to say on CNN’s blog about eHarmony’s recent decision to launch a same-sex dating service after settling a discrimination lawsuit…

[W]hat this case does now is open up a whole new world of possibilities and consequences.

There are dating web sites that cater to Black people. Can someone sue because they won’t be matched with a white guy or gal? There are dating web sites for Jewish people. Can someone sue because they won’t be matched with a Christian? Or other religion? And yes, viagra sale there are even sites dedicated to gays and lesbians. Can a heterosexual now sue those sites for not providing them a straight match?

Beyond that, viagra can you now sue a steakhouse if they don’t have chicken on the menu? … Can I sue a Lamborghini dealership because they don’t offer an affordable, 4-door alternative to the Murcielago?

Notice how he completely left out the prospect of a whites-only dating service from his hypothetical? Activist blogger and frequent CNN commenter John Aravosis did and posted this snark in the comments section…

Yes, next thing you know they’ll start banning whites-only dating sites. Oh that’s right, those are illegal

Note to TJ Holmes: You suck! And your hypocritical, homophobic douchebaggery has earned you three out of a possible four Colin’s.

Colin says you suck! Colin says you suck! Colin says you suck!

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Porn star confronts Prop H8-er

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Marjorie Christofferson — the Mormon daughter of the owner of the infamous El Coyote restaurant and the unofficial heart and soul of the establishment — has reaped the whirlwind.

At the behest of her church, she donated $100 to a campaign supporting Proposition 8, the ballot initiative that eliminates the right of same-sex couples to marry in California. Earlier this month it passed by a narrow majority, and now 18,000 gay families — including some of Margie’s customers — are in legal limbo because their rights have been stripped away.

When word got out of her support for the anti-gay revision to the California state constitution, Margie’s gay clientèle were none too pleased.

Approximately 75 disgruntled customers attended a brunch last Wednesday so they could hear Margie out. She begged customers not to take out their anger on the restaurant. Another manager promised to make donations to Lamda Legal and the Gay & Lesbian Center on the restaurant’s behalf.

But during a question and answer session freelance journalist Sam Page — an “ex-Mormon, reformed porn star and Hollywood fitness trainer” — asked Marjorie if she was willing to make an equal donation in support of overturning Prop 8.

Her answer went over like a fart in church.

I’ll let the video speak for itself…

Hundreds of protesters rallied outside El Coyote the following night, and now an official boycott of the ostensibly pro-gay West Hollywood landmark is underway.

The passage of Proposition 8 has galvanized the gay rights movement, sparking nationwide protests and boycotts of “Yes on 8” donors. Some have accused Prop H8 opponents of religious bigotry for singling out Mormon contributors and Mormon-owned businesses.

This would be a valid criticism if not for the fact that 50% of the pro-H8 campaign budget and 80-90% of the door-to-door canvassing came from Mormon donors and volunteers. In essence The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints declared war on the gay community. The Mormon “prophet” ordered members to donate time and money to its anti-gay crusade. Since the church doesn’t tolerate dissent, a lavender boycott of Mormon businesses is not only justified, it’s a matter of self-preservation.

People like Marjorie Christofferson aren’t being persecuted for their beliefs. They’re being punished for their actions — for supporting a bigoted attack on the gay community.

UPDATE: It should be noted that Sam Page thinks an El Coyote boycott is shortsighted and that a Zen-like approach is more appropriate.

On a lighter note…

Some of you might remember Sam from his unreformed days when he was acting and modeling under the name Sam Tyson. He’s done nude modeling for Men Magazine and Playgirl. He was also one of the first models to appear at Randy Blue. You can see some of his work here and here.

Since saying no to Prop H8 is all about saying yes to love, here’s some photos where Sam seems appropriately undressed for the occasion…

“Reformed” porn star Sam Page (aka Sam Tyson)




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Alex Hawn — From a view to a thrill

Alex Hawn has a view to a thrill

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Mormons have little love for CA gays

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Well, there was good news and bad news coming out of last night’s election. Here’s some of the bad news…

It looks like Proposition 8 Prop Hate, the California initiative to ban same-sex marriage, will pass with a narrow 52% majority in part because of ambivalence from the Obama-Biden ticket but mainly because of a push from the religious right.

The $44 million crusade by religious conservatives to reverse the California Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality was one of the most expensive campaigns of the political season. Just think of all the poor and disadvantaged people that could’ve been helped with all that cash. Most of this money came from out-of-state, making the amendment to California’s state constitution all the more egregious.

According to some estimates, 77% of Prop Hate’s funding came from members of the Mormon Church. Maybe they should do something about the child-abusing, polygamist loonies in their own ranks before they start imposing their views about marriage and family on the rest of us. Get the mote out of thine own eye and all that…

My respect for the Mormon Church and the religious right in general couldn’t get any lower. Don’t forget that these so-called Christians gave us eight years of the worst, most corrupt president in U.S. history. A man whose gift to the world was an unnecessary war and economic policies that created a global financial crisis. Their support of George W. Bush came largely because he campaigned on wedge issues — like opposition to gay rights. And now the entire planet is worse off because of their reactionary, short-sighted politics.

Have these self-righteous busybodies ever mobilized on such a scale against homelessness or health care reform or any other cause that would improve people’s lives in any meaningful way? Or is it all about running on hate with these assholes?

Gay porn stars Brent Everett, Tyler Saint and Michael Lucas all took advantage of California’s brief flirtation with marriage equality. Looks like they — and 18,000 other gay and lesbian couples — are in legal limbo now. But word is Robin Tyler and Diane Olson — the first gay couple to legally marry in California — are filing a lawsuit against Prop Hate.

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‘True Blood’ lust for Ryan Kwanten

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In “True Blood”HBO‘s Southern Gothic horror series from “Six Feet Under” scribe Alan Ball — vampires are “coming out of the coffin” to mingle with humankind thanks to a synthetic blood that lets them quench their sanguinary appetites without feasting on the living.

Vamps seeking equal rights have supplanted gays on the bigotry totem pole. Their integration into mainstream society faces heavy opposition from superstitious humans spooked by their unnatural lifestyle.

But the vampires aren’t about to go down without a… bite. They’re still monsters after all, and some of them have a serious mean streak. When a vampire-hating religious leader dies in a freak accident — along with his entire family — it seems a pack of bloodsucking fiends is responsible. In spite of their self-righteous posturing, though, human monsters are every bit as lethal as their undead counterparts.

A serial killer obsessed with “fang-bangers” (women who do it with vampires) is stalking Bon Temps, a Louisiana backwater. The prime suspect is one Jason Stackhouse (Australian hunk Ryan Kwanten), the ne’er-do-well brother of the series’ telepathic protagonist Sookie Stackhouse (Academy Award winner Anna Paquin). Two victims were murdered after spending the night with Jason. Sookie and Jason’s kindly grandmother (Lois Smith) is the latest victim — murdered after befriending a Civil War-era vampire (dead sexy Stephen Moyer) who also happens to be romancing Jason’s sister.

One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans. I especially like how his too-short t-shirts reveal the small of his back whenever he sits down.

The producers seem to delight in finding new ways to objectify Kwanten from week to week. I guess it’s one of the perks of having an openly gay creator like Alan Ball at the helm. So far we’ve seen Kwanten…

  • — on all fours with his bare butt in the air giving lip service to a female friend…
  • — having kinky S&M sex with said female friend…
  • — co-opting the patented Patrick Bateman vanity point while fucking another playmate…
  • — dancing for a webcam in nothing but tight bikini briefs and a Laura Bush mask…

He also spent an entire episode fighting off a killer case of priapism after OD’ing on vampire blood. In the series vampire blood — dubbed V — is a highly addictive narcotic and potentially deadly aphrodisiac. At this point in the series his character is a sex addict in more than one sense, dropping hits of V to supercharge his libido.

Even if this supernatural satire had nothing else going for it (and it does have quite a lot going for it actually), my inner perve would compel me to watch just to see the latest satyromaniacal misadventure from the Boy Wonder from Down Under.

Sexy nudie pix of Ryan Kwanten below and related link to naked video clips of his sexy co-star…

Related offsite links: Video — “True Blood” star Stephen Moyer’s full frontal nude scenes

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What the fuck is wrong with John McCain?

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Apart from his Bush III politics, there’s something seriously wrong with this man. I’m not Bill Frist, so I won’t diagnose the cause of John McCain’s bizarre facial ticks via videotape. I’ll just let these pictures from his final debate performance speak for themselves.

McCain spent a good part of the night giving Joe the Plumber Republican Plant a figurative blowjob, but this is carrying it a bit too far.

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Rafael Nadal’s big naked bubble butt

Rafael Nadal caught naked in public

When will these guys learn? (Hopefully never.) If you’re rich and famous you can never ever take off your clothes in public. Unless, ampoule of course, hospital you want your hot nakedness to get transmitted across the globe before you’ve had time to zip your pants back up again.

The latest male celeb to be caught unawares is Spanish tennis champ and Olympic gold medalist Rafael Nadal. He was snapped changing his shorts in broad daylight on his yacht.

Even if you’re not a fan of the sport, who wouldn’t be riveted by the sight of his big sexy culo bouncing around the court in thin white tennis shorts? Straight guys and lesbians, that’s who.

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Ryan Reynolds’ ass now the property of Scarlett Johansson

Ryan Reynolds extended nude scene from Buying the Cow

… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions…

Scarlett Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could purchase ,20229417,00.html” target=”_blank”>marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type.

When Scarlett Jo informed Obama of her impeding nuptials, he whispered something in her ear that only she could hear. Campaign supporters speculate that the Democratic nominee must’ve told her something deeply profound.

Related link: Ryan Reynolds gallery

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R.I.P. — Paul Newman

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Paul Newman, the legendary film star and philanthropist, died of cancer at his home in Westport, CT at the age of 83 surrounded by friends, family and his wife of 50 years, actress Joanne Woodward.

Newman’s acting career spanned six decades and three mediums — including stage, film, and television. He made his Broadway debut in 1953 in William Inge’s “Picnic” and soon after launched a movie career as the consummate anti-hero in classics like Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Hud. His chiseled features, piercing blue eyes, and charismatic bad boy persona made him an iconic sex symbol and solid box office draw.

A 10-time Oscar nominee, Newman earned his first Best Actor nomination as Elizabeth Taylor’s ambiguously gay husband in Tennessee WilliamsCat on a Hot Tin Roof. In real life, Newman and Woodward were outspoken supporters of gay rights even before being gay friendly was fashionable — or even acceptable — in Hollywood.

Newman would eventually win the Academy Award for reprising the role of Fast Eddie Felson in Martin Scorsese‘s The Color of Money, a sequel to another classic The Hustler. He earned two additional honorary Oscars, including a Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award — thanks in part to his infamous salad dressing. To date, Newman’s Own — the non-profit food company that he founded on a lark — has donated over $250 million — mainly to children’s charities.

More recently, Newman won an Emmy for his supporting role in the 2005 miniseries “Empire Falls.” Previously he had earned both an Emmy nod and a Tony nomination as the Stage Manager in a made-for-TV remake and Broadway revival of “Our Town.”

As a lifelong liberal activist, one of Newman’s proudest achievements was his inclusion on Richard Nixon’s enemies list for his support of “radic-lib causes.” Newman occupied the 19th slot on Charles Colson‘s original list of 20 political opponents.

In Memoriam — Paul Newman: 1925 – 2008

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Brent Everett plays strip bingo

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Get it while ya can, folks. Something tells me this video is not long for YouTube, because it has drag queens and bare butted bingo.

Brent Everett plays strip bingo for fun and profit on his new web site, shaking and slapping his ass to a disco version of “The Price Is Right” theme in this teaser clip. Brent shows up at the 1:17 mark after a musical interlude performed by Ms. Gay California USA Justice Paige.

I’m pretty sure Bob Barker is still alive. But if he saw this, he’d jump into the nearest grave so he could roll in it. Spay or neuter your pets!

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Brad Pitt gets political

Brad Pitt gets political

Brad Pitt came out as a friend of a Friend of Dorothy by donating $100, cheap 000 to fight Proposition 8, sildenafil a ballot initiative that would overturn the California Supreme Court decision to legalize same-sex marriage.

“Because no one has the right to deny another their life even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another, and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8,” the 44-year-old actor said in a statement.

Of course we already knew he was open-minded since he’s nesting with a self-identified bisexual. This move is sure to offend Angelina‘s crazy conservative pappy Jon Voight.

H/T: Brad Pitt Fights for gay marriage

Related links: Brad Pitt gallery; Vote No On Proposition 8

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Gutter politics: The art of the low blow

McCain-Palin practice low blow politics

Stay classy. That’s our motto. Not!

Now what do you suppose is really going on in this image? Click here to see the answer. Your mind went straight to the gutter, decease didn’t it? Of course, John McCain and his book-banning-gay-hating running mate Sarah Palin have been running a campaign based on lies and sleaze. They’ve mastered the art of the low blow, so it’s hard to stay high minded while following election coverage.

Here’s a handy primer for all the lies McCain-Palin have been spreading about Obama…

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LEAVE BRISTOL ALONE!!!

Levi Johnston and Bristol PalinIt looks like the entire Republican Party is rallying behind Bristol Palin, cialis the “Juno from Juneau, viagra “ and her 18-year-old baby daddy and future husband Levi Johnston.

It’s the plaintive wail of the GOP. “LEAVE BRISTOL ALONE! This is a private family matter. Bastards!” Funny coming from the crowd whose party platform is focused mainly on legislating certain kinds of private behavior out of existence.

If the 17-year-old mother-to-be was anyone else she’d be shit out of luck. That’s for damn sure. Her own mother Gov. Sarah Palin — the Republican vice-presidential nominee and former mayor of Methtown, sickness AK — used a line item veto to slash funding for a program that aided homeless teen mothers. The Repugs like to hold their sympathy in reserve, doling out meager helpings for the party faithful — but nobody else.

Gov. Palin is also a big supporter of faith-based abstinence-only sex education even though studies have shown abstinence-only programs do not work. Just ask Jamie Lynn Spears.

Of course, this unplanned teen pregnancy is great news for the McCain-Palin ticket, because serial adulterer John McCain is not too popular with the social conservative whackos that run the GOP. Young Bristol’s politically expedient shotgun wedding is sure to impress the family values crowd. And it might even impress some gun nuts too.

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Greece is the word…

Nude Olympic swimmer Gregor Tait in an ad for Powerade

One thing Calvin Klein taught us is that naked models can sell pretty much anything. Perfume, for sale underwear, stuff jeans… You name it. And now Coca-Cola Great Britain — no doubt inspired by the ancient Greeks — is using naked Olympic athletes to sell Powerade, the official sports drink of human rights violations, er, I mean the Beijing Games.

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