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Most Wanted — Marcus Patrick

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Dec 24th, 2008 • Category: SWAG: Premium Porn

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You want him; now you’ve got him. Marcus Patrick has generated a lot of search traffic at this site over the past year, so we’re honoring him with a Most Wanted tag…

For the uninitiated, Marcus is a former soap opera actor who achieved notoriety [...]

A rare James Bond nude

By Julian Kay • Nov 13th, 2008 • Category: Skin Flicks

Could it be one of the earliest examples of CFNM porn came from the ad campaign for the 007 blockbuster Thunderball? This abandoned artist’s concept — which was probably inspired by this publicity photo — depicts a totally naked Sean Connery as James Bond getting a rubdown from a buxom beauty… [Oh James! More inside...]

Mark Consuelos’ male stripper past

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Nov 1st, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Mark Consuelos — the former soap opera hunk and current TV actor (last seen on “Ugly Betty”) — used to make ends meet by shaking his money maker. Circa 1994, he worked as an exotic dancer at a Tampa Bay, FL male strip club called Stingers. Back then fans knew him as Meaty Mark… [Nude celebrity stripper photos inside...]

‘True Blood’ lust for Ryan Kwanten

By Julian Kay • Oct 18th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans… [More...]

Rafael Nadal’s big naked bubble butt

By Ben J. Mann • Oct 13th, 2008 • Category: The Locker Room

When will these guys learn? (Hopefully never.) If you’re rich and famous you can never ever take off your clothes in public. Unless, of course, you want your hot nakedness to get transmitted across the globe before you’ve had time to zip your pants back up again. The latest male celeb to be caught unawares is Spanish tennis champ and Olympic gold medalist Rafael Nadal. He was snapped changing his shorts in broad daylight on his yacht… [Rafael Nadal's hot naked culo inside...]

Ryan Reynolds’ ass now the property of Scarlett Johansson

By Ben J. Mann • Sep 28th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions… Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type… [Ryan Reynolds celebrity stalker shrine inside...]

Greece is the word…

By Ben J. Mann • Aug 8th, 2008 • Category: The Locker Room

One thing Calvin Klein taught us is that naked models can sell pretty much anything. Perfume, underwear, jeans… You name it. And now Coca-Cola Great Britain — no doubt inspired by the ancient Greeks — is using naked Olympic athletes to sell Powerade… [More...]

America hates Jessie Godderz (updated)

By Franklin Halifax • Aug 8th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Big Brother contestant Jessie Godderz, the part time nude model and full time narcissist, spent the past week writing checks his arrogant ass couldn’t cash and learned that strutting around like a tool while antagonizing people even though you need their vote isn’t the most winningest stategery… [More...]

Ian Somerhalder — cock blocked!

By Julian Kay • Jul 30th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Remember “Tell Me You Love Me” — that dreary cable series with graphic simulated sex scenes? Well HBO just pulled the ultimate cock block. They canceled it. Can’t say I’m surprised. Even the sight of Ian Somerhalder’s naked, undulating buttocks and semi-erect penis couldn’t make this suffocating dysfunctional relationship drama watchable… [Picture and video of Ian Somerhalder's full frontal sex scene inside...]

Big Brother Jackass Jessie Godderz nude

By Franklin Halifax • Jul 27th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Don’t let the baby face fool you. From what I’ve seen, Jessie Godderz of “Big Brother 10″ is the biggest asshole in the house — a preening douche bag who expects the other hamsters to lick his feet. Being a braying jackass is a prerequisite for getting cast on this show, so that’s saying something… [Naked reality star pix inside...]