Jonas Sulzbach, a star of Brazilian Big Brother and a former Mr. Brazil, shows off his impressive rock-hard endowment on a webcam. Somebody get Chi Chi on the line — STAT!by
The highlight of this threeway scene from John Cameron Mitchell‘s sexually explicit independent film Shortbus happens when Jay Brannan sings “The Star-Spangled Banner” into Paul Dawson’s hard cock while getting his salad tossed by PJ DeBoy.by
In the opening minutes of Basic Instinct he gets ice picked to death while having sex. When Michael Douglas visits the crime scene we see a close up of his bloodied cock and balls. It’s a crotch shot that’s even more explicit than the one that made Sharon Stone a household name.
The gratuitous cock shot is probably why they hired a retired porn model to play the murder victim, Johnny Boz, in the notorious NC-17 rated erotic thriller. His name was Bill Cable. He was the cover model for the November 1974 issue of Playgirl magazine, and he modeled for COLT Studios under the nom de porn Stoner, appearing in at least two gay porn films, including Rip COLT’s Sex Rated Home Movies.
Basic Instinct was Bill Cable’s final screen credit. He was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1998. See “Stoner” in all his X-rated glory in the video clip below…
Related link: COLT Studio Classic — Bill Cable
Bill Cable (aka Stoner) in Rip COLT’s Sex Rated Home Movies
These celebrities will get naked if the plot requires it!
Big Brother 10 house guest Steven Daigle — by far the cutest token gay to have ever participated in the reality TV series — makes his porn debut this week in Rascal’s eponymous XXX video. Here’s the first glimpse of Steven Daigle: XXXposed, a video that capitalizes on his career on the gay rodeo circuit. He’s sort of a real-life version of Jack Twist. I wish I could quit… staring at his cute ass!by
Back in 2001 — just a few short years before he found fame as Sawyer on the phenomenal TV series “Lost” — Josh Holloway starred in a role-reversed Fatal Attraction rip-off called Cold Heart. Holloway plays a psychopath who has an affair with a married woman. Naturally, he goes postal after their relationship sours. Sounds like one of those “Mother May I Sleep with…” crapfests that run in constant rotation on the Lifetime network. Not even worth a Netflix rental. Thankfully, Casperfan — my favorite site for male celebrity nudes — captured the only 2:43 minutes of this D-listed erotic thriller that are worth a look. The scenes where Holloway drops his pants and humps an equally naked Nastassja Kinski. More and bigger screen caps and a video clip are posted at CF’s blog.
These celebrities will get naked if the plot requires it!
Big Brother contestant Steven Daigle is set to star in the hardcore gay porn video, Steven Daigle: XXXPosed, from prolific porn producer Chi Chi LaRue. Daigle, a real life cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit, was an early evictee during the tenth season of the CBS reality series.
According to his C1R.com porn profile, Daigle is 6′ 2″, weighs 185 pounds, has an 8-inch cock (cut), and he’s versatile. He shows off his cute naked butt on the rear box cover, but some fans already got a peak at Daigle’s dangle when he posted nude cell phone pictures of himself online in order to boost his Twitter following.
The DVD is currently available for pre-order and ships on Feb. 23, 2010. C1R members can watch it online starting on Feb. 16th.
Daigle is but one in a long list of Big Brother house guests gone wild…
- – Hardy Hill (BB2) disrobed in a softcore porn flick.
- – Braden Bracha (BB11) did full frontal nudity on the homoerotic soap opera Dante’s Cove, and he got frisky with the ladies on Playboy’s sexually explicit reality series Foursome.
- – Josh Feinberg (BB3) posed nude with an erect penis in the March 2003 issue of Playgirl magazine.
- – Sheila Kennedy (BB9) was the 1984 Penthouse Pet of the Year.
- – Crazy James Zinkand (BB9) sucked and fucked for the gay porn site Dirty Boy Video, and he starred in the hardcore web series Dirty Tricks.
Steven’s Big Brother intro video is along with publicity photos, a nude cell phone pic, and additional box cover art is posted below…
Meet the Big Brother House Guests: Steven
In a recent Advocate interview, Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom.
His ass is amazing, though, isn’t it? Too bad his new movie, When In Rome, looks like crap.
I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. — Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie)
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I’m glad this terrible movie, The Brown Bunny, didn’t ruin Chloë Sevigny‘s career, because she’s terrific on Big Love. I tried to watch this movie straight through, but it really is unbearably slow. For what it’s worth, Vincent Gallo has a nice cock. Too bad it’s attached to such an oily looking creep.
FYI, I’m in no way affiliated with the celeb site that’s advertised at the beginning and end of the clip. That’s how I found it.
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This reality star turned porn star — Rico from MTV’s I Love New York — continues to show off his assets: a chiseled torso, a cute bubble butt & a stiff, uncut dick. He’s done hardcore before — on PlayboyTV’s Foursome and at Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. But this time he flies solo in a jack off scene at Cocksure Men under his nom de porn, Marco Rivera…by
Levi Johnston talks about Playgirl & Palin on CBS
UPDATE 3.0: The first set of 20 Levi Johnston beefcake pix were posted today (Nov. 21) at Playgirl.com. There’s a shot of Levi in the shower hiding his goods. A few shots show his naked butt. It’s all very Calvin Klein. To call it porn — as the hypocrite Sarah Palin did — is an extreme overstatement. (If Charlton Heston can do it, why can’t Levi?) Additional photos will be posted at the Playgirl web site over the next two weeks.
UPDATE 2.0: Ignore all that “too hot for TV” bullshit from Entertainment Tonight. It turns out Levi Johnston never intended to pose fully nude for his over-hyped Playgirl photo shoot. His manager, Tank Jones, lied through his teeth in order to drum up publicity. … Take the post that appears below this line with a very large grain of salt. It’s based on misinformation spread by the hucksters who are managing Levi Johnston…
It’s a go. According to a recent post on Playgirl’s official blog, Levi Johnston will be posing for Playgirl in NYC on November 7th. Curious timing. The Sarah Palin memoir (Going Rouge, right?) lands on bookstores the following week.
If the latest gossip is true, you will be able to see Levi Johnston’s penis from your house. A Johnston spokesperson told Gawker there’s a 100% chance that Johnston’s johnson will be on full display. Then again, there’s a 10% chance Johnston’s reps can’t do basic math.
UPDATE 1.0: My suspicions were correct. Levi’s rep, Tank Jones, can’t do basic math. The nude photo shoot does not include “full on frontal nudity.” However, there might be a glimpse of peen. And the first teaser photo has already been leaked.
“There are some things that I have that are huge,” said Levi during a recent CBS interview. But he wasn’t talking about his junk. He was talking about as yet undisclosed allegations that prove his baby’s grandmother is even more corrupt and incompetent than we already knew.
For her part, Palin issued a statement that suggested her unmarried daughter’s baby daddy couldn’t be trusted because he’s a whore.
“CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.” — Sarah Palin
That’s rich coming from an ex-beauty queen who resigned her position as Alaska’s governor halfway through her term so she could start cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame before the offers dried up.
When Levi Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones, joked about getting Levi to do “johnson things” for
Playgirl magazine Playgirl.com in the behind-the-scenes footage of Johnston’s Vanity Fair photo shoot, he wasn’t dickin’ around.
Playgirl’s people called Levi’s people, and Levi agreed to strip down for the
magazine web site. According to TMZ, negotiations are moving forward as Johnston tries to figure out how much he’s willing to reveal. He’s even hired a personal trainer.
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Playgirl’s print edition died of a long and protracted illness on January/February 2009. But its lusty heart still goes on in electronic form. Small irony that Johnston and his managers would reject an offer from a still-in-print skin mag (Unzipped) over an offer from an online-only brand.
But how far is Johnston willing to go? Full frontal? Doubtful. Bare butted? Maybe.
In its 35-year history Playgirl rarely succeeded at getting male celebrities — even minor celebrities — to take off more than their shirts. For instance, country music star Jason Meadows photo spread was safe enough for the Family Channel. On the other hand, Darryl Worley wanted to sex up his image, so he showed his ass. And soap opera hunk Marcus Patrick was hardly a shrinking violet. Sadly, the plug was pulled on the magazine before Patrick’s photo shoot could start a celebrity boner trend.
Unzipped magazine wants Levi Johnston’s ass, and StraightCollegeMen.com — shooting for more than just the moon — has offered him $25,000 to do a solo jerk off video. Queerty, a gay culture blog, is willing to go as high as $50,000 to get Levi out of his Levis and into another guy. Good luck with that.
I doubt we’ll be seeing the Johnston johnson anytime soon, but if his fauxmance with Kathy Griffin tells us anything, it’s that Levi Johnston would do just about anything for attention.
Now that I know he’s feuding with the Wicked Witch of Wasilla I no longer hate myself for finding him just a little bit cute.
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This has got to be my favorite sports story of the summer. Olympic gold medalist Ricky Berens ripped a gaping hole in the back of his skintight swimsuit while doing stretches just before stepping up to the starting block. I’m sure winning the race took the sting out of his embarrassment. If only we could have a wardrobe malfunction like this at every swim meet.
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The grainy black-and-white photo shows Colonel Kurtz himself (aka Marlon Brando) swallowing something that’s definitely not a bug. According to Hollywood lore, Brando is sucking a dick that belongs to his lifelong friend — the aptly named Wally Cox. And apparently it’s not a fake.
Back in the day, this was the sort of bromance that dared not speak it’s name. Brando’s first wife tried to use it against him in divorce proceedings. Eventually he admitted posing for the picture as a joke.
“Homosexuality is so much in fashion it no longer makes news. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me.” — Marlon Brando
Here’s a reminder of how hot Marlon Brando used to be before he let himself go…
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“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on.
Jamie Bamber celebrity stalker shrine
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Remember this commercial about the businessman who goes to a meeting, eats a healthy lunch, gets stuck in rush hour traffic, and then arrives home to find out his wife is having a baby? All of this aided by an unseen-but-omnipresent “entourage” of guardian angels from Kaiser Permanente?
Here’s a picture of the proud papa getting a hummer from another guy — and also returning the favor. You know what they say. The wife is always the last to know.
Not quite on the level of Proctor & Gamble discovering the wholesome young mother on the Ivory Snow box was 99 and 44/100% impure, but still…
His real name is Jeff Griggs, and he has quite a few mainstream acting gigs under his belt, including appearances on “Babylon 5” (season 4), “Scrubs” (season 5), and “24.” (He was the first person killed by the terrorists in the first hour of Day 4.) But if you scroll down to the very bottom of his imdb.com profile you’ll find titles like Hard Steal and Lifeguard on Duty, credited as Tony Sinatra or Tony Erickson. These, of course, are his gay porn titles.
The trailers for some of Griggs’ “Tony Erickson” videos are posted at Channel 1 Releasing. The Secret Boys Club preview is especially amusing. Set at a roller rink — (Do they call it Xanadu?) — Griggs plays a roller skating waiter. His response to a bitchy queen (Chip Matthews) who orders a “wiener” is a boner-fide porn classic.
Griggs moonlights as a portrait painter. In 2001 his X-rated resume sparked a mini-scandal after a friend scored him an invitation to the White House where he presented our former “Commander in Chimp” with a commemorative 9/11-themed painting.
For his part, when Griggs was interviewed about the controversy in 2003 he verbally fellated Bill Clinton’s successor…
“As we stood there and looked at my painting, as we were reminded of the loss,” [Griggs] says, “I was convinced that he was completely aware of his own humanity and of his failings. But I was also aware that — damn it — he was the president of the United States and he was going to do his damnedest to see that this never happens to our country again.”
My God! The man’s delusional.
Funny though. When George W. Bush promised to restore “honor and dignity” to the White House most people took that as code for, “I’ll keep the cocksuckers off the Oval Office rug.” Chalk this up as another failure from an ignominious administration. This also means Jeff Gannon wasn’t the first gay sex worker to be granted special access to the Bush White House.
Griggs once had a recurring role on “Days of Our Lives” as the villainous Jude St. Clair, and sparked another minor controversy when he left the show. Producers were accused of firing him because of his porno past — an allegation that Griggs himself now denies. (It’s worth noting similar denials preceded the abrupt firing of fellow “Days” cast member Marcus Patrick after fans started swapping his go-go boy photos and nude Playgirl pix.)
But Griggs transition from hardcore porn to mainstream acting was a gradual one. He starred in a handful of softcore straight-to-video features in the interim. One of them is an erotic thriller called Breaking Point, starring Gary Busey and Kim Cattrall (sans Sex and the City fabulousity). That alone should tell you it’s a campy hot mess of a movie, but it’s worth a look to see Griggs as a male stripper who is literally hiding a dark secret behind his bowtie collar. You get to see him bump and grind in little more than a thong.
Useless porn trivia
One of Griggs’ early mainstream gigs was a guest starring role on “Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Series,” which starred Peter Scolari of “Bossom Buddies” and “Newhart” fame. It just so happens that Peter Scolari has a porn connection of his own. His first acting job was a non-sexual bit part in a pornographic spoof of classic Hollywood movies, aptly titled Take Off.
Footage from Take Off appears briefly in the ’80s romantic comedy Working Girl. It’s the video Kevin Spacey pops into the VCR when he’s trying to seduce Melanie Griffith. A few years prior to her Oscar nominated role in Working Girl Griffith gave a breakthrough performance playing a porn star in the Brian De Palma thriller Body Double. Her role was originally offered to real-life porn actress Annette Haven — a featured player in Take Off.
Wade Nichols, Take Off‘s leading man, also has some mainstream connections. Like fellow adult film star Andrea True, he rode the ’70s porn chic wave to one-hit wonderville with the totally gay disco single “Like an Eagle.” And — like Jeff Griggs — Nichols eventually landed a mainstream acting job on a daytime soap opera (“The Edge of Night”) credited as Dennis Parker.
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This abandoned artist’s concept — which was probably inspired by this publicity photo — depicts a totally naked Sean Connery as James Bond getting a rubdown from a buxom beauty. The illustration was considered too risqué for the PG-rated series. However, similar but slightly less suggestive artwork was used in the official ad campaign.
You know how most gays can tell you they always knew they were queer from an early age? Well, a showing of Thunderball during a Thanksgiving Bond marathon gave this homo blogger his first clue.
Decades before People Magazine turned a geriatric Connery into a running joke by naming him The Sexiest Man Alive, the burly Scot really was quite dishy. In fact, as a young man — before finding international fame as the legendary British super spy — Sir Sean was strapping enough to win third place in a Mr. Universe contest.
Thunderball‘s aquatic adventure provided endless fascination for a pubescent gay boi because James Bond — like other homoerotic heroes Tarzan and Hercules — spends most of the movie prowling the screen half naked. He even prostitutes himself for Queen and Country by bedding a seductive hit-woman. And then there’s the iconic underwater love scene and its orgasmic explosion of bubbles.
If the next generation of 007 fans wants a view to a thrill, they won’t have to wait decades for suppressed nude artwork to surface because the current Bond, Daniel Craig, has been all too willing to show us the full monty.
EDITOR’S NOTE: This article is the first in a series of erotic James Bond-related posts — tagged Double Oh! Seven.
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“True Blood” — HBO‘s Southern Gothic horror series from “Six Feet Under” scribe Alan Ball — vampires are “coming out of the coffin” to mingle with humankind thanks to a synthetic blood that lets them quench their sanguinary appetites without feasting on the living.
Vamps seeking equal rights have supplanted gays on the bigotry totem pole. Their integration into mainstream society faces heavy opposition from superstitious humans spooked by their unnatural lifestyle.
But the vampires aren’t about to go down without a… bite. They’re still monsters after all, and some of them have a serious mean streak. When a vampire-hating religious leader dies in a freak accident — along with his entire family — it seems a pack of bloodsucking fiends is responsible. In spite of their self-righteous posturing, though, human monsters are every bit as lethal as their undead counterparts.
A serial killer obsessed with “fang-bangers” (women who do it with vampires) is stalking Bon Temps, a Louisiana backwater. The prime suspect is one Jason Stackhouse (Australian hunk Ryan Kwanten), the ne’er-do-well brother of the series’ telepathic protagonist Sookie Stackhouse (Academy Award winner Anna Paquin). Two victims were murdered after spending the night with Jason. Sookie and Jason’s kindly grandmother (Lois Smith) is the latest victim — murdered after befriending a Civil War-era vampire (dead sexy Stephen Moyer) who also happens to be romancing Jason’s sister.
One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans. I especially like how his too-short t-shirts reveal the small of his back whenever he sits down.
The producers seem to delight in finding new ways to objectify Kwanten from week to week. I guess it’s one of the perks of having an openly gay creator like Alan Ball at the helm. So far we’ve seen Kwanten…
- — on all fours with his bare butt in the air giving lip service to a female friend…
- — having kinky S&M sex with said female friend…
- — co-opting the patented Patrick Bateman vanity point while fucking another playmate…
- — dancing for a webcam in nothing but tight bikini briefs and a Laura Bush mask…
He also spent an entire episode fighting off a killer case of priapism after OD’ing on vampire blood. In the series vampire blood — dubbed V — is a highly addictive narcotic and potentially deadly aphrodisiac. At this point in the series his character is a sex addict in more than one sense, dropping hits of V to supercharge his libido.
Even if this supernatural satire had nothing else going for it (and it does have quite a lot going for it actually), my inner perve would compel me to watch just to see the latest satyromaniacal misadventure from the Boy Wonder from Down Under.
Sexy nudie pix of Ryan Kwanten below and related link to naked video clips of his sexy co-star…
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