Lucky there’s a family guy
Vito Fossella values family so much he boycotts any family event that also includes his lesbian sister and her partner. He values family so much he voted against funding for joint adoptions by gay couples. He values family so much he supports a federal ban on gay marriage. His value of the family runs so deep and wide he started two of them — one with his wife on Staten Island and another with his mistress in Virginia.
Fossella’s secret double life was exposed after he was arrested in Virginia for driving under the influence with a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit.