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‘Hard 'n' Wet Gallery’ Archive

Jon Simmonds — Head over heels

By Shelly Stratton • Mar 13th, 2010 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery

Apparently Jon Simmonds has a shoe fetish, and he’s going to let this dominant diva walk all over him. Notice a slight resemblance between Jon and a certain world famous method actor? When Jon appeared as a centerfold and cover model in the May ‘92 issue of Playgirl magazine he was memorably dressed as Marlon Brando in The Wild One… [Erotic boy-girl photo set inside...]

A winter’s tail

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Dec 31st, 2009 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

When a handsome drifter with a nice body and a fat, juicy cock wanders into this lusty lady’s life, she strips him naked and has her way with him. This vintage photo series, featuring straight male porn star Sean Ryder appears to be a very early example of “porn for women.” … [More...]

Fluffer nutter

By Ben J. Mann • Nov 6th, 2009 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

Remember that solo jack off gallery I posted a few months ago featuring the pro-am model Creed? Well, it turns out his pocket rocket only achieved lift off with a little assistance. These outtakes show Creed getting a handjob from an off-screen fluffer — probably his girlfriend. She reaches into the frame, gropes his ass, and plays with his cock and balls… [More...]

A cunning linguist seduces the blond bombshell

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Feb 14th, 2009 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

CONTENT WARNING: Va-jay-jay ahead! This one’s for the lads and lasses who get off on seeing hot straight guys pleasure the ladies. You just know this vintage softcore porn series must’ve been made with women in mind because a) the dude (model name Bob Scope) is sexy as hell even with a pompadour and b) the cunnilingus shots outnumber the fellatio pictures… [Tasteful straight porn inside...]

Check & Mate

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Dec 31st, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

Here’s some old-timey softcore erotica featuring fashion victim Nina Alexander and stunningly handsome Mickey Ray. Mickey was one of the few straight male porn stars from the ’80s who was actually good looking… [Good old fashioned porn inside...]

Easy Ryder

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Nov 30th, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

This hot biker boy, Sean Ryder, gives biker slut Taylor the ride of her life… He’s a straight male porn star with approximately 255 titles to his credit, but Sean Ryder is best known to gay porn fans because of his print appearance in Advocate Men and Inches magazine — and for stroking his fat cock in a solo jack off scene in Titan Media’s River Patrol… [Go for a ride inside...]

Steve Hooper’s vinyl fetish fuck

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Oct 27th, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

Steve Hooper looks slick and sexy in vinyl hot pants… Even though he’s straight Steve Hooper is something of a gay porn pioneer. This British bad boy is one of the first heterosexual male porn stars to openly acknowledge — and even cater to — gay and bisexual fans… [85 hardcore sex pix inside...]

Sexual Education

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Sep 24th, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

Sexy nerd alert! Jessica Fox gets a lesson in love from her English Lit tutor Joey Verducci… Joey Verducci got his start doing straight porn in the early ’90s in movies like American Garter, but he soon transitioned to a more lucrative career in gay porn where his movie star looks helped him achieve cover model status in videos like Waterworks and The Big Score… [More...]

Pleasure at the pump

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Aug 31st, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

Ever feel like you’re getting fucked every time you fill up the gas tank? There might be less pain at the pump if a gas station attendant who looked like Mario Rossi was checking out what’s under your hood. Alexia, the pampered princess, wants full service from blue collar gas jockey Mario… [Full service fuck pix inside...]

Wine dine 69

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Jul 22nd, 2008 • Category: Hard 'n' Wet Gallery, The Photo Gallery Roundup

OK so there’s no actual 69-ing in this photo set, but there’s a fair amount of cock sucking and cunnilingus… Just not both at once. Our models are Dale DaBone and Taylor St. Claire, who apparently stole her outfit from Elizabeth Berkley. Dale DaBone. Now that’s about as porny as a name can get. Almost as porny as the name Dale Rutter, which is his real name — the name he used when he posed for Playgirl back in 2001… [43 lusty couples sex pix inside...]