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The grainy black-and-white photo shows Colonel Kurtz himself (aka Marlon Brando) swallowing something that’s definitely not a bug. According to Hollywood lore, Brando is sucking a dick that belongs to his lifelong friend — the aptly named Wally Cox. And apparently it’s not a fake… [Scan-delicious porn inside...]

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on… [Prick teasing pix inside...]

Remember this commercial about the businessman who goes to a meeting, eats a healthy lunch, gets stuck in rush hour traffic, and then arrives home to find out his wife is having a baby? All of this aided by an unseen-but-omnipresent “entourage” of guardian angels from Kaiser Permanente? Here’s a picture of the proud papa getting a hummer from another guy… [More...]

Remember pseudo-celeb Zachary Travis, the androgynous “American Idol” contestant who was mocked by that sweaty sack of ego and man titties Simon Cowell? Well, he got a haircut, grew his eyebrows and ditched the blouse. Ditched all his clothes actually. Zach’s been doing gay porn for the past year, but nobody noticed. Until now that is… [More...]

Mark Consuelos — the former soap opera hunk and current TV actor (last seen on “Ugly Betty”) — used to make ends meet by shaking his money maker. Circa 1994, he worked as an exotic dancer at a Tampa Bay, FL male strip club called Stingers. Back then fans knew him as Meaty Mark… [Nude celebrity stripper photos inside...]

One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans… [More...]

… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions… Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type… [Ryan Reynolds celebrity stalker shrine inside...]

Big Brother contestant Jessie Godderz, the part time nude model and full time narcissist, spent the past week writing checks his arrogant ass couldn’t cash and learned that strutting around like a tool while antagonizing people even though you need their vote isn’t the most winningest stategery… [More...]

Remember “Tell Me You Love Me” — that dreary cable series with graphic simulated sex scenes? Well HBO just pulled the ultimate cock block. They canceled it. Can’t say I’m surprised. Even the sight of Ian Somerhalder’s naked, undulating buttocks and semi-erect penis couldn’t make this suffocating dysfunctional relationship drama watchable… [Picture and video of Ian Somerhalder's full frontal sex scene inside...]

Don’t let the baby face fool you. From what I’ve seen, Jessie Godderz of “Big Brother 10″ is the biggest asshole in the house — a preening douche bag who expects the other hamsters to lick his feet. Being a braying jackass is a prerequisite for getting cast on this show, so that’s saying something… [Naked reality star pix inside...]