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Remember pseudo-celeb Zachary Travis, the androgynous “American Idol” contestant who was mocked by that sweaty sack of ego and man titties Simon Cowell? Well, he got a haircut, grew his eyebrows and ditched the blouse. Ditched all his clothes actually. Zach’s been doing gay porn for the past year, but nobody noticed. Until now that is… [More...]

Mark Consuelos — the former soap opera hunk and current TV actor (last seen on “Ugly Betty”) — used to make ends meet by shaking his money maker. Circa 1994, he worked as an exotic dancer at a Tampa Bay, FL male strip club called Stingers. Back then fans knew him as Meaty Mark… [Nude celebrity stripper photos inside...]

One of the main draws of the series is Ryan Kwanten’s portrayal of the oversexed Stackhouse sibling. His hyper-sexualized characterization gets a handy assist from the costume designer who, during scenes that don’t involve gratuitous nudity, dresses him in tight, nut-hugging low-rise jeans… [More...]

… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions… Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type… [Ryan Reynolds celebrity stalker shrine inside...]

Big Brother contestant Jessie Godderz, the part time nude model and full time narcissist, spent the past week writing checks his arrogant ass couldn’t cash and learned that strutting around like a tool while antagonizing people even though you need their vote isn’t the most winningest stategery… [More...]

Remember “Tell Me You Love Me” — that dreary cable series with graphic simulated sex scenes? Well HBO just pulled the ultimate cock block. They canceled it. Can’t say I’m surprised. Even the sight of Ian Somerhalder’s naked, undulating buttocks and semi-erect penis couldn’t make this suffocating dysfunctional relationship drama watchable… [Picture and video of Ian Somerhalder's full frontal sex scene inside...]

Don’t let the baby face fool you. From what I’ve seen, Jessie Godderz of “Big Brother 10″ is the biggest asshole in the house — a preening douche bag who expects the other hamsters to lick his feet. Being a braying jackass is a prerequisite for getting cast on this show, so that’s saying something… [Naked reality star pix inside...]

Not sure what to make of Christian Bale’s recent arrest for allegedly assaulting his sister and mother or those reports of tantrums on the set of Terminator 4? But I do know one thing for sure. His ass is hotter than his temper. I think these screen grabs from American Psycho prove my point… [Pictures of Christian Bale's hot naked ass inside...]

So another openly gay reality show star comes out of the porn closet. His name is Michael Verdugo — Mikey V. to his fans. He’s a front runner on HDTV’s “Design Star” — a show I’d never even heard of until now. About a dozen years ago Verdugo, a former cop, did a B&D video called Rope Rituals for Tom “Ropes” McGurk with a well known porn star named Chris McKenzie… [pix and video clip inside...]

These pix were snapped by a peeping pap who followed Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, to a vacation spot in Gran Canaria. I feel so dirty for feeding stalkerazzi who took these photos, but what the hell. If Orlando didn’t want the world to see his naked butt, I think he’d try to avoid loitering near publicly accessible doorways while nude… [Full size nude Orlando Bloom pic inside...]