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‘Male Celeb Bootie’ Archive

Bill Cable in Basic Instinct

By Julian Kay • Feb 13th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

In the opening minutes of Basic Instinct he gets ice picked to death while having sex. When Michael Douglas visits the crime scene we see a close up of his bloodied cock and balls… The gratuitous cock shot is probably why they hired a retired porn model to play the murder victim… His name was Bill Cable. He was the cover model for the November 1974 issue of Playgirl magazine, and he modeled for COLT Studios under the nom de porn Stoner… [More...]

Josh Holloway’s nude sex scene

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 4th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Back in 2001 — just a few short years before he found fame as Sawyer on the phenomenal TV series “Lost” — Josh Holloway starred in a role-reversed Fatal Attraction rip-off called Cold Heart. Holloway plays a psychopath who has an affair with a married woman. Naturally, he goes postal after their relationship sours… [Video of Josh Holloway's naked butt inside...]

Josh Duhamel — When in Rome do as the Romans nude…

By Shelly Stratton • Jan 27th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

In a recent Advocate interview, Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom… [More...]

What’s with all the porn stars on 24?

By Julian Kay • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Some call it torture porn… So it’s a little ironic that the cast of 24 features actual porn stars. I’ve spotted two retired adult video performers on the adrenaline-fueled TV series. And I’m talking about bona fide butt-fucking, cock-sucking gay porn stars here… The tally jumps to three if you count Eric Balfour, the regular cast member who did full frontal nudity and got an unsimulated blowjob from his leading lady in the sexually explicit erotic drama Lie With Me

Extenze — because every woman wants her gay boyfriend to have a huge penis

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 20th, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

I think it’s hilarious that the actors they use for their man-on-the-street “interviews” all appear to be flaming homosexuals. At least one is a confirmed cocksucker who appeared at Jake Cruise (as Mario Yanko) and Randy Blue (as Dario D)… [Useless porn trivia inside...]

A cock on lips now — the Marlon Brando blowjob photo

By Julian Kay • Apr 25th, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

The grainy black-and-white photo shows Colonel Kurtz himself (aka Marlon Brando) swallowing something that’s definitely not a bug. According to Hollywood lore, Brando is sucking a dick that belongs to his lifelong friend — the aptly named Wally Cox. And apparently it’s not a fake… [Scan-delicious porn inside...]

Jamie Bamber bears all

By Julian Kay • Mar 1st, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on… [Prick teasing pix inside...]

White House artist & Kaiser Permanente “dad” has a gay porn past

By Julian Kay • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Remember this commercial about the businessman who goes to a meeting, eats a healthy lunch, gets stuck in rush hour traffic, and then arrives home to find out his wife is having a baby? All of this aided by an unseen-but-omnipresent “entourage” of guardian angels from Kaiser Permanente? Here’s a picture of the proud papa getting a hummer from another guy… [More...]

‘Queen of the Night’ renounces throne for gay porn career

By Richard Armagnac • Dec 16th, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Remember pseudo-celeb Zachary Travis, the androgynous “American Idol” contestant who was mocked by that sweaty sack of ego and man titties Simon Cowell? Well, he got a haircut, grew his eyebrows and ditched the blouse. Ditched all his clothes actually. Zach’s been doing gay porn for the past year, but nobody noticed. Until now that is… [More...]

Mark Consuelos’ male stripper past

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Nov 1st, 2008 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Mark Consuelos — the former soap opera hunk and current TV actor (last seen on “Ugly Betty”) — used to make ends meet by shaking his money maker. Circa 1994, he worked as an exotic dancer at a Tampa Bay, FL male strip club called Stingers. Back then fans knew him as Meaty Mark… [Nude celebrity stripper photos inside...]