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‘Sexual Politics’ Archive

LEAVE BRISTOL ALONE!!!

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 4th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

It looks like the entire Republican Party is rallying behind Bristol Palin, the “Juno from Juneau,” and her 18-year-old baby daddy and future husband Levi Johnston. It’s the plaintive wail of the GOP. “LEAVE BRISTOL ALONE! This is a private family matter. Bastards!” Funny coming from the crowd whose party platform is focused mainly on legislating certain kinds of private behavior out of existence… [More...]

Will Manhunt send your gay money to anti-gay candidates?

By Richard Armagnac • Aug 16th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Manhunt, the gay hookup site, started hemorrhaging customers after word got out that co-founder Jonathan Crutchley sent a maximum $2,300 donation to gay rights opponent John McCain. Crutchley, a big time Republican donor who thinks being called a liberal is an insult, was forced to resign his position as chairman of Manhunt’s board of directors… [More...]

Lucky there’s a family guy, v2.0

By Richard Armagnac • Aug 7th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

During a stump speech the Republican presidential nominee — who was the opening act for celebrity sex tape star and American flag desecrater Kid Rock — invited a crowd of sloppy drunk bikers to pour some sugar on his sugar mama by volunteering his wife for the topless and “occasionally bottomless” Miss Buffalo Chip beauty pageant. Their daughter Meghan was also on hand to witness the shameless pimping of her mother… [More...]

Playgirl Men of Porn: Niko

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Jul 23rd, 2008 • Category: SWAG: Premium Porn, Sexual Politics

Niko, a popular exotic dancer who was once voted the “#1 Male Stripper in Southern California”, is a featured performer at PlaygirlTV and HandyStuds.com. To fully appreciate this seductive stud, you have to see him in action. A live performance of his exotic dance routine from Playgirl’s Las Vegas Centerfold Search appears in the Special Features of the Playgirl DVD Longing for Him

Surely, she must be joking…

By Richard Armagnac • Jul 19th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

But please don’t call her Shirley… Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) must have a fairly macabre sense of humor, because she tried to name an AIDS funding bill after her late gay-hating GOP colleague Jesse Helms… [More...]

R.I.H. — Jesse Helms

By Richard Armagnac • Jul 8th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Homophobic, racist Republican Jesse Helms was buried today. The five-term North Carolina senator — whose entire career was devoted to oppressing women and minorities — did the nation a huge favor by dying on the Fourth of July… What better way to celebrate the death of such a petty, vindictive asshole than by remembering the day ACT UP put a giant condom on his house? … [More...]

Republican cross-dresser’s rent boy off the hook

By Richard Armagnac • Jun 23rd, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

In order to spare his family further humiliation, Richard Curtis — a former Washington State GOP lawmaker — opted not to testify against Cody Castagna, the rent boy whose kinky late night tryst with the disgraced Republican helped end his political career. Lacking a star witness, the Spokane County prosecutor dropped all criminal charges against Castagna — including extortion, theft, and conspiracy to commit extortion… [More...]

Larry Craig’s Bobblefoot

By Richard Armagnac • May 25th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Today is the first — and probably the last — Larry Craig Bobblefoot Day. The St. Paul Saints, a minor league baseball team in Minnesota, is commemorating Larry Craig’s June 11, ‘07 arrest by giving a “bobblefoot” doll to the first 2,500 fans attending today’s game against the Fort Worth Cats. [More...]

Attack of the flying penis

By Richard Armagnac • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

“Former World Chess Champion and Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov has been attacked by radio-controlled penis during a meeting of opposition activists. Around 700 opponents of the Kremlin were attending Kasparov’s address in Moscow at the weekend…” What a country! (Insert Yakov Smirnoff joke.) In U.S.S.A. we assault political opponents with pie. This is insane. Why a flying penis? Is it a visual pun that can only be understood by Russians? [More...]

Lucky there’s a family guy

By Richard Armagnac • May 13th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Vito Fossella values family so much he boycotts any family event that also includes his lesbian sister and her partner. He values family so much he voted against funding for joint adoptions by gay couples. He values family so much he supports a federal ban on gay marriage. His value of the family runs so deep and wide he started two of them — one with his wife on Staten Island and another with his mistress in Virginia. [More...]