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‘Sexual Politics’ Archive

The Gaythering Storm

By Richard Armagnac • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Did you hear the news? A storm is coming. And it’s gonna be raining men, ya’ll! So a bunch of not-gay people — all of them victims of gay marriage — are building a Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella. Okay, so maybe they’re not actual victims of gay marriage, just a bunch of snarky actors pretending to be victims of gay marriage and the oncoming deluge of gay rain and lavender lightning bolts… [More...]

Jon Stewart’s oddly arousing takedown of CNBC

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 6th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

UPDATE! I feel like I need a cigarette after watching his breathtaking “Daily Show” smackdown of the corporatist assholes at CNBC. Somehow the crack reporters at the “only business network that has the information and experience that we need” missed the biggest financial story of the year (the collapse of the global economy) even though it’s their fucking job to anticipate this kind of crisis… [More...]

Anti-Gay New Life Church tried to cover up Haggard’s sex abuse

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 27th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

So it turns out the sexual relationship Ted Haggard had with a closeted New Life Church volunteer was non-consensual. The man, Grant Haas, went to the New Life Church because he was “struggling” with his sexual orientation… [More...]

Mike Huckabee doesn’t heart sodomy

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 13th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

In a bizarre exchange on his Fox News talkshow, failed Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee desperately tries to win the approval of New York City nightlife hostess Amanda Lepore… Apparently Huckabee hasn’t quite gotten the hang of this new talkshow gig. He kept calling Amanda “Ann” throughout the interview…. [More...]

The jaws of strife

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 28th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

It seems Ann Coulter, the hate mongering neocon pundit, broke her jaw in some sort of freak accident, and now her mouth has been wired shut… Coulter famously called John Edwards a faggot at a conservative convention that also happened to honor homophobic rightwing blogger Matt Sanchez. Sanchez was later outed as a gay porn star who went by the name Rod Majors… The most famous title in Rod Majors’ oeuvre is… a GayVN award winner called Jawbreaker… [More...]

CNN newsreader TJ Holmes sucks — but not in the good way

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 25th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Guess which newsreader will have zero credibility the next time he pretends to be objective while covering Prop H8 or any other gay-related “Culture War” story. That would be CNN himbo TJ Holmes. Sure, he’s hot. But he sucks harder than a Hoover. [More...]

Porn star confronts Prop H8-er

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 16th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

Marjorie Christofferson has reaped the whirlwind. At the behest of her church, she donated $100 to a campaign supporting Proposition 8… When word got out of her support for the anti-gay revision to the California state constitution, Margie’s gay clientèle were none too pleased… During a question and answer session freelance journalist Sam Page — an “ex-Mormon, reformed porn star and Hollywood fitness trainer” — asked Marjorie if she was willing to make an equal donation in support of overturning Prop 8. Her answer went over like a fart in church… [More...]

Mormons have little love for CA gays

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 5th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

It looks like Proposition 8 Prop Hate, the California initiative to ban same-sex marriage, will pass with a narrow 52% majority in part because of ambivalence from the Obama-Biden ticket but mainly because of a push from the religious right… According to some estimates, 77% of Prop Hate’s funding came from members of the Mormon Church… [More...]

Stop jerking off! Go out & vote!

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 4th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

If you haven’t voted already, it’s not too late. The talented Mr. Ripley was right! If McCain wins, odds are he won’t survive his first term and an ignorant, homophobic, theocratic beauty queen who makes Miss South Carolina look like a Rhodes Scholar will be our next president… [more...]

What the fuck is wrong with John McCain?

By Franklin Halifax • Oct 16th, 2008 • Category: Sexual Politics

There’s something seriously wrong with this man. I’m not Bill Frist, so I won’t diagnose the cause of John McCain’s bizarre facial ticks via videotape. I’ll just let these pictures from his final debate performance speak for themselves… [Grumpy McNasty inside...]