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Not with a bang, but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon… [More...]

Here’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, that is. Full-body scanners. And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, because… a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk… [More...]

Rightwing bigots dealt yet another demoralizing blow to gay rights supporters in Tuesday’s election… But the news wasn’t all bad. A handful of openly gay candidates won popular support. Houston just might elect its first openly gay mayor. An anti-discrimination ordinance passed in Michigan… On an even brighter note, one sanctimonious gay marriage foe suffered a humiliating loss this week… [Carrie Prejean made a sex tape!]

Earlier this summer Time Square’s most colorful attention whore, Robert Burck (aka the Naked Cowboy), jumped into the New York City mayoral race saying, “No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me.” … [See the Naked Cowboy really get naked inside...]

Unzipped magazine wants Levi Johnston’s ass, and StraightCollegeMen.com — shooting for more than just the moon — has offered him $25,000 to do a solo jerk off video. Queerty, a gay culture blog, is willing to go as high as $50,000 to get Levi out of his Levis and into another guy… [More...]

Did you hear the news? A storm is coming. And it’s gonna be raining men, ya’ll! So a bunch of not-gay people — all of them victims of gay marriage — are building a Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella. Okay, so maybe they’re not actual victims of gay marriage, just a bunch of snarky actors pretending to be victims of gay marriage and the oncoming deluge of gay rain and lavender lightning bolts… [More...]

UPDATE! I feel like I need a cigarette after watching his breathtaking “Daily Show” smackdown of the corporatist assholes at CNBC. Somehow the crack reporters at the “only business network that has the information and experience that we need” missed the biggest financial story of the year (the collapse of the global economy) even though it’s their fucking job to anticipate this kind of crisis… [More...]

So it turns out the sexual relationship Ted Haggard had with a closeted New Life Church volunteer was non-consensual. The man, Grant Haas, went to the New Life Church because he was “struggling” with his sexual orientation… [More...]

In a bizarre exchange on his Fox News talkshow, failed Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee desperately tries to win the approval of New York City nightlife hostess Amanda Lepore… Apparently Huckabee hasn’t quite gotten the hang of this new talkshow gig. He kept calling Amanda “Ann” throughout the interview…. [More...]

It seems Ann Coulter, the hate mongering neocon pundit, broke her jaw in some sort of freak accident, and now her mouth has been wired shut… Coulter famously called John Edwards a faggot at a conservative convention that also happened to honor homophobic rightwing blogger Matt Sanchez. Sanchez was later outed as a gay porn star who went by the name Rod Majors… The most famous title in Rod Majors’ oeuvre is… a GayVN award winner called Jawbreaker… [More...]