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‘"Hard" News’ Archive

Tommy Troy’s in tip-top shape

By Franklin Halifax • Nov 16th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

Check out the guns on this 19-year-old muscle twink. Tommy Troy’s built like a Trojan warrior with muscles on top of muscles. He’s obviously new to the porn scene because his ripped physique is still peppered with body hair… [More...]

Cayden, the cocky jock

By Ben J. Mann • Nov 5th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

Cayden Ross pumps his thick love muscle at Randy Blue! … If Cayden Ross looks pleased with himself, it’s not without good reason. His washboard abs and chiseled pecs make all the other gym bunnies jealous. And his big, fat cock disproves that old bodybuilder stereotype… [More...]

Schadenfreude takes the sting out of gay rights setback

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 5th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Rightwing bigots dealt yet another demoralizing blow to gay rights supporters in Tuesday’s election… But the news wasn’t all bad. A handful of openly gay candidates won popular support. Houston just might elect its first openly gay mayor. An anti-discrimination ordinance passed in Michigan… On an even brighter note, one sanctimonious gay marriage foe suffered a humiliating loss this week… [Carrie Prejean made a sex tape!]

Cloudy with no chance of meat and balls

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 3rd, 2009 • Category: Sausage Factory

UPDATE 3.0: The first set of 20 Levi Johnston beefcake pix were posted today (Nov. 21) at Playgirl.com. There’s a shot of Levi in the shower hiding his goods. A few shots show his naked butt. It’s all very Calvin Klein… Additional photos will be posted at the Playgirl web site over the next two weeks… [More...]

“Twilight” fangirls imagine Robert Pattinson has a shiny, pink cock

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Oct 19th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

This Halloween you can bring home Robert Pattinson’s dick in a box. Sort of. It’s called The Vamp, a sparkly dildo inspired by the Twilight series. According to the manufacturer’s product page “The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” … [More...]

Inadvertently homoerotic Rafael Nadal

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 20th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

By now you’ve probably seen video of the drunken Rafael Nadal superfan that charged the court so he could plant a kiss on the shirtless tennis champion… People see him and want to put their mouth on him. As you can see from the following photos, Rafa has been accidentally triggering same sex attraction throughout his young career… [More...]

Will Levi Johnston strip for Playgirl?

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Sep 18th, 2009 • Category: Sausage Factory

When Levi Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones, joked about getting Levi to do “johnson things” for Playgirl magazine Playgirl.com in the behind-the-scenes footage of Johnston’s Vanity Fair photo shoot, he wasn’t dickin’ around… [More...]

Naked Cowboy throws in the towel

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 8th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Earlier this summer Time Square’s most colorful attention whore, Robert Burck (aka the Naked Cowboy), jumped into the New York City mayoral race saying, “No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me.” … [See the Naked Cowboy really get naked inside...]

Is Levi’s ‘johnston’ worth $25,000?

By Richard Armagnac • Aug 25th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Unzipped magazine wants Levi Johnston’s ass, and StraightCollegeMen.com — shooting for more than just the moon — has offered him $25,000 to do a solo jerk off video. Queerty, a gay culture blog, is willing to go as high as $50,000 to get Levi out of his Levis and into another guy… [More...]

Ricky Berens split splash

By Richard Armagnac • Aug 24th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

This has got to be my favorite sports story of the summer. Olympic gold medalist Ricky Berens ripped a gaping hole in the back of his skintight swimsuit while doing stretches just before stepping up to the starting block. I’m sure winning the race took the sting out of his embarrassment… [More...]