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‘Buzz Kill’ Archive

Rob Lowe singing in the worst Oscar number ever!

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 7th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

It’s the infamous musical number that has Rob Lowe singing (badly) with some poor, struggling actress who’s doing her very best Snow White impersonation in the biggest, tackiest, gayest production number the Academy has ever produced. And just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any bigger, tackier or gayer, Lily Tomlin climbs out of a replica of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre that’s sitting on top of a woman’s head… [More...]

It sucks to be Nick Snider

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 8th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

You know what’s worse than getting arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct? Offering the cops a blowjob in exchange for setting you free only to have them decline your offer before throwing your ass in jail… That’s what happened to fashion model Nick Snider last week… He allegedly said, “If you stop, I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.” … [More...]

Gay-for-pay cocksucker can’t get laid after acting like a homophobic “douche-bag”

By Julian Kay • Dec 7th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

… his fellow housemates seemed unimpressed when “John, the stuntman” bragged about working on the next Jason Bourne project. When he also bragged about being a personal trainer they became openly hostile. “Is there anything you can’t do?” one of them asked, derisively. John replied, a bit too emphatically: “Yes. Men!Overcompensate much, John? … [More...]

“Twilight” fangirls imagine Robert Pattinson has a shiny, pink cock

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Oct 19th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

This Halloween you can bring home Robert Pattinson’s dick in a box. Sort of. It’s called The Vamp, a sparkly dildo inspired by the Twilight series. According to the manufacturer’s product page “The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” … [More...]

If you’re a young gay porn star, bible college is not your friend

By Richard Armagnac • May 8th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

UPDATED… It sucks to be Vincent DeSalvo. This adorable, 22-year-old Randy Blue cutie was a student at the conservative Christian Grove City College — alma mater of ex-gay quack “Dr.” Warren Throckmorton — until one of his classmates ratted him out to school administrators after finding one of his gay porn videos online… [More...]

RIP — Jack Wrangler

By Julian Kay • Apr 7th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

Jack Wrangler, a veteran of both gay and straight adult films, died last night at the age 62 from complications of lung disease. Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon… recently won a GayVN Award. Wrangler grew up in Beverly Hills, the son of a dancer and a TV producer. After a brief career as a child star, he unexpectedly graduated to the world of adult entertainment where his ruggedly handsome looks and cowboy-like persona turned him into an instant gay porn superstar…

Hard math — 1 dead gay = 8 months in jail

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 8th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

UPDATE: Stephen Moller’s parole has been denied. Dan White served a notoriously light 5-year sentence for the premeditated murder of Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone. He offed himself 23 years ago — less than two years after being set free. But his despicable legacy lives on. The reviled “Twinkie defense” that White’s defense team successfully exploited has morphed into the equally effective and doubly reprehensible “gay panic” defense… [More...]

From gang bangs to chain gangs

By Julian Kay • Nov 4th, 2008 • Category: Buzz Kill

On October 31 former Jet Set Exclusive and amateur hitman Nickolay Petrov — real name Edmond Vardanyan — plead guilty to one count of conspiracy and two counts of aiding and abetting a murder-for-hire plot… On the other side of the business, a yearlong legal battle ended with the conviction of straight porn star (and recent Playgirl model) Jack Venice… [More bad news inside...]

Michael Brandon’s monster meth habit

By Julian Kay • Oct 2nd, 2008 • Category: Buzz Kill

SF Weekly is running a five-page feature about Michael Brandon’s current drug-related legal problems… The longtime fan favorite spent most of the ’90s battling an addiction to crystal meth. He even served more than three years in prison after two separate drug convictions… [More...]

R.I.P. — Paul Newman

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 27th, 2008 • Category: Buzz Kill

Paul Newman, the legendary film star and philanthropist, died of cancer at his home in Westport, CT at the age of 83 surrounded by friends, family and his wife of 50 years, actress Joanne Woodward… Newman and Woodward were outspoken supporters of gay rights even before being gay friendly was fashionable — or even acceptable — in Hollywood… [More...]