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‘"Hard" News’ Archive

If you’re a young gay porn star, bible college is not your friend

By Richard Armagnac • May 8th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

UPDATED… It sucks to be Vincent DeSalvo. This adorable, 22-year-old Randy Blue cutie was a student at the conservative Christian Grove City College — alma mater of ex-gay quack “Dr.” Warren Throckmorton — until one of his classmates ratted him out to school administrators after finding one of his gay porn videos online… [More...]

The Gaythering Storm

By Richard Armagnac • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Did you hear the news? A storm is coming. And it’s gonna be raining men, ya’ll! So a bunch of not-gay people — all of them victims of gay marriage — are building a Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella. Okay, so maybe they’re not actual victims of gay marriage, just a bunch of snarky actors pretending to be victims of gay marriage and the oncoming deluge of gay rain and lavender lightning bolts… [More...]

Michael Lucas is full of shit

By Julian Kay • Apr 3rd, 2009 • Category: Sausage Factory

Lucas would have us believe all this media whoring is about his desire to stop child pornography, but I’m calling bullshit. First of all, it’s extremely hypocritical for Lucas to vilify Brent Corrigan considering he tried to hire him back in 2006. But there’s something even more out of whack about Lucas’ anti-Corrigan smear campaign when you consider that he’s completely absolved a 40-year-old child rapist of any wrongdoing… [More...]

Jon Stewart’s oddly arousing takedown of CNBC

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 6th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

UPDATE! I feel like I need a cigarette after watching his breathtaking “Daily Show” smackdown of the corporatist assholes at CNBC. Somehow the crack reporters at the “only business network that has the information and experience that we need” missed the biggest financial story of the year (the collapse of the global economy) even though it’s their fucking job to anticipate this kind of crisis… [More...]

Keeping it lean

By Franklin Halifax • Mar 2nd, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

Mmm! Sweet, heavenly angel buns, Batman! There isn’t an ounce of baby fat on this luscious muscle twink – tasty looking Sean Cody discovery Jeremy. He’s straight, of course. The shy, quiet type. The SC guys get him to flex and pose, then he oils up and polishes his pretty cock… [Get physical with Jeremy inside...]

Anti-Gay New Life Church tried to cover up Haggard’s sex abuse

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 27th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

So it turns out the sexual relationship Ted Haggard had with a closeted New Life Church volunteer was non-consensual. The man, Grant Haas, went to the New Life Church because he was “struggling” with his sexual orientation… [More...]

Dcota’s nude workout

By Franklin Halifax • Jan 24th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

Luscious boy-toy Dcota wants some manly muscles, so he gives his body an intense workout on the weight bench. His muscles grow before your eyes as he exercises in the nude. But he’ll need to stretch and stroke to keep from getting stiff… [Get physical with Dcota inside...]

Mike Huckabee doesn’t heart sodomy

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 13th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

In a bizarre exchange on his Fox News talkshow, failed Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee desperately tries to win the approval of New York City nightlife hostess Amanda Lepore… Apparently Huckabee hasn’t quite gotten the hang of this new talkshow gig. He kept calling Amanda “Ann” throughout the interview…. [More...]

Matthew Rush leaves Falcon’s nest

By Julian Kay • Jan 10th, 2009 • Category: Sausage Factory

Matthew Rush is giving up his Lifetime Exclusive status at Falcon Studios, ending an eight-year relationship with the company. Not exactly a surprise to those of us who followed the backstage drama associated with the infamous Zeb Atlas/Matthew Rush blowjob scene from Best Men – The Bachelor Party… [More...]

Hard math — 1 dead gay = 8 months in jail

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 8th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

UPDATE: Stephen Moller’s parole has been denied. Dan White served a notoriously light 5-year sentence for the premeditated murder of Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone. He offed himself 23 years ago — less than two years after being set free. But his despicable legacy lives on. The reviled “Twinkie defense” that White’s defense team successfully exploited has morphed into the equally effective and doubly reprehensible “gay panic” defense… [More...]