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‘"Hard" News’ Archive

Rob Lowe singing in the worst Oscar number ever!

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 7th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

It’s the infamous musical number that has Rob Lowe singing (badly) with some poor, struggling actress who’s doing her very best Snow White impersonation in the biggest, tackiest, gayest production number the Academy has ever produced. And just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any bigger, tackier or gayer, Lily Tomlin climbs out of a replica of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre that’s sitting on top of a woman’s head… [More...]

Skyler has a new gym Buddy

By Franklin Halifax • Mar 6th, 2010 • Category: The Locker Room

Skyler Caine, the adorable power bottom, seduces straight hottie Buddy Davis in the locker room at the gym. After swapping blowjobs and riding Buddy’s hard cock, Skyler lets him cum on his smiling face… [See a hot gay locker room fantasy inside...]

It sucks to be Nick Snider

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 8th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

You know what’s worse than getting arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct? Offering the cops a blowjob in exchange for setting you free only to have them decline your offer before throwing your ass in jail… That’s what happened to fashion model Nick Snider last week… He allegedly said, “If you stop, I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.” … [More...]

Steven Daigle of Big Brother 10 stars in gay porn video

By Julian Kay • Feb 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sausage Factory

Big Brother contestant Steven Daigle is set to star in the hardcore gay porn video, Steven Daigle: XXXPosed, from prolific porn producer Chi Chi LaRue. Daigle, a real life cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit, was an early evictee during the tenth season of the CBS reality series… [More...]

Colby works out with a Hard Trainer

By Ben J. Mann • Jan 23rd, 2010 • Category: The Locker Room

John Magnum, the hunky personal trainer, gives himself and his client a tough workout by doing squats on Colby Keller’s face. John fucks the cum out of Colby, then he shoots a load of jizz all over Colby’s face… [More...]

This is how democracy dies…

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Not with a bang, but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon… [More...]

Coming to an airport near you — the virtual strip search

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Here’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, that is. Full-body scanners. And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, because… a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk… [More...]

Phenix gives Tyler’s ass a work out

By Franklin Halifax • Dec 30th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

Tyler pumps that big dick as Phenix chows down on one of the hottest asses you’ll ever see — an ass that clearly likes to get put to good use, cuz Tyler bends over to let Phenix give him a nice hard fuck. Tyler has a hole that just won’t quit, and Phenix gives it one helluva work out… [More...]

Wet dream about MMF threeway gives Tiger wood

By Richard Armagnac • Dec 17th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

This is the only part of the Tiger Woods scandal I find even remotely interesting. Tiger Woods had a wet dream about catching his mistress Rachel Uchitel in a threesome with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz… [More...]

Gay-for-pay cocksucker can’t get laid after acting like a homophobic “douche-bag”

By Julian Kay • Dec 7th, 2009 • Category: Buzz Kill

… his fellow housemates seemed unimpressed when “John, the stuntman” bragged about working on the next Jason Bourne project. When he also bragged about being a personal trainer they became openly hostile. “Is there anything you can’t do?” one of them asked, derisively. John replied, a bit too emphatically: “Yes. Men!Overcompensate much, John? … [More...]