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Rob Lowe singing in the worst Oscar number ever!

By Richard Armagnac • Mar 7th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

It’s the infamous musical number that has Rob Lowe singing (badly) with some poor, struggling actress who’s doing her very best Snow White impersonation in the biggest, tackiest, gayest production number the Academy has ever produced. And just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any bigger, tackier or gayer, Lily Tomlin climbs out of a replica of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre that’s sitting on top of a woman’s head… [More...]

It sucks to be Nick Snider

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 8th, 2010 • Category: Buzz Kill

You know what’s worse than getting arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct? Offering the cops a blowjob in exchange for setting you free only to have them decline your offer before throwing your ass in jail… That’s what happened to fashion model Nick Snider last week… He allegedly said, “If you stop, I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.” … [More...]

Josh Holloway’s nude sex scene

By Richard Armagnac • Feb 4th, 2010 • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Back in 2001 — just a few short years before he found fame as Sawyer on the phenomenal TV series “Lost” — Josh Holloway starred in a role-reversed Fatal Attraction rip-off called Cold Heart. Holloway plays a psychopath who has an affair with a married woman. Naturally, he goes postal after their relationship sours… [Video of Josh Holloway's naked butt inside...]

This is how democracy dies…

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Not with a bang, but with a himbo. Scott Brown is sort of the male version of Sarah Palin — a real nasty piece of work who’s able to coast on faux populism and good looks. If he wins Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, don’t expect any of the myriad problems this country is facing to get solved anytime soon… [More...]

Coming to an airport near you — the virtual strip search

By Richard Armagnac • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Sexual Politics

Here’s a new reason to stick to your New Year’s resolution — if you’ve vowed to eat right and get more excercise, that is. Full-body scanners. And you might want to stock up on the Extenze while you’re at it, because… a TSA security screener will probably be ogling your junk… [More...]

The posts of Christmas past — 2009 edition

By Richard Armagnac • Dec 25th, 2009 • Category: Random Hotties

No sense letting good holiday porn go to waste, so I’m re-gifting some X-mas posts from years past. Here’s a round-up of Christmas themed wank material posted last year… Topher DiMaggio unwraps his Christmas package… A sketchy Santa is naught and niceSanta’s little humper sucks a candy kane… Santa’s cummin’ — all over this naughty elf’s face! … Check out the photo albums below. And Merry Christmas!

Wet dream about MMF threeway gives Tiger wood

By Richard Armagnac • Dec 17th, 2009 • Category: The Locker Room

This is the only part of the Tiger Woods scandal I find even remotely interesting. Tiger Woods had a wet dream about catching his mistress Rachel Uchitel in a threesome with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz… [More...]

The Beastmaster tames a shrew

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 14th, 2009 • Category: Random Hotties

Are you wondering why Petruchio is wearing what appears to be a 16th century version of the patented Chippendales cuffs and collar? Maybe it’s because this bawdy production of “The Taming of the Shrew” was mounted by the American Conservatory Theater. In San Francisco. All that talk of “combless cocks” and “tongues in tails.” Yep, definitely San Francisco… [More...]

Schadenfreude takes the sting out of gay rights setback

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 5th, 2009 • Category: Sexual Politics

Rightwing bigots dealt yet another demoralizing blow to gay rights supporters in Tuesday’s election… But the news wasn’t all bad. A handful of openly gay candidates won popular support. Houston just might elect its first openly gay mayor. An anti-discrimination ordinance passed in Michigan… On an even brighter note, one sanctimonious gay marriage foe suffered a humiliating loss this week… [Carrie Prejean made a sex tape!]

Cloudy with no chance of meat and balls

By Richard Armagnac • Nov 3rd, 2009 • Category: Sausage Factory

UPDATE 3.0: The first set of 20 Levi Johnston beefcake pix were posted today (Nov. 21) at Playgirl.com. There’s a shot of Levi in the shower hiding his goods. A few shots show his naked butt. It’s all very Calvin Klein… Additional photos will be posted at the Playgirl web site over the next two weeks… [More...]