Attack of the flying penis

Chess champ Kasparov attacked by flying penis

By Gary Fennelly

Former World Chess Champion and Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov has been attacked by radio-controlled penis during a meeting of opposition activists.

Around 700 opponents of the Kremlin were attending Kasparov’s address in Moscow at the weekend.

Pro-Kremlin demonstrators decided to interrupt Kasparov’s address, shop designed to unite opposition political forces, search by launching a rotor-assisted plastic phallus towards Mr Kasparov….

What a country! (Insert Yakov Smirnoff joke.) In U.S.S.A. we assault political opponents with pie. This is insane. Why a flying penis? Is it a visual pun that can only be understood by Russians? Read the full story here.

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2 Responses

  1. lavender laser

    Anybody recognize that penis? Was it a generic dildo or one of those rubber dicks that get molded from an actual porn star peen?

    May 21, 2008 at 7:17 am

  2. If it is a porn star dildo is there anyone out there who wants bragging rights? “My penis attacked Garry Kasparov!”

    May 21, 2008 at 7:23 am

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