America hates Jessie Godderz (updated)
Big Brother contestant Jessie Godderz — the part time nude model and full time narcissist — spent the past week writing checks his arrogant ass couldn’t cash and learned that strutting around like a tool while antagonizing people even though you need their vote isn’t the most winningest stategery. Viewers were given a chance to weigh in via text message and cast the deciding vote that got him evicted from the Big Brother hamster habitrail. Jessie is survived in the house by Michelle, online a leotarded, pig-feet-eating, Portuguese real estate agent from Rhode Island.
Michelle vowed to avenge her beloved Jessie’s ouster after winning a shot at picking the next potential evictees. Poor thing doesn’t seem to realize Jessie might not be playing on the same team.
UPDATE: Here’s Jessie’s incoherent exit interview with Entertainment Weekly where shares his thoughts about the show and how gays and Jews run Hollywood and the banking industry. Oy vey!
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