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Kelly Ripa’s stripper husband “Meaty” Mark Consuelos

Nude photos of soap opera star Mark Consuelos working as a male stripper circa 1994

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Really Big Brother — Jonas Sulzbach

Jonas Sulzbach, a star of Brazilian Big Brother and a former Mr. Brazil, shows off his impressive rock-hard endowment on a webcam. Somebody get Chi Chi on the line — STAT!

H/T: Yep, Big Brother Brasil’s Jonas Sulzbach Made A Sex Tape

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Marcus Patrick has morning wood

Marcus Patrick

The controversial Playgirl photos of former soap opera actor Marcus Patrick. Showing the outline of his hard cock got him fired from Days of Our Lives. More boner and naked butt shots after the jump…


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Horror actor Danny Lopes naked

Danny Lopes

More pics of model/actor Danny Lopes, the self-described Freddie Prinze Jr. of indie horror, getting naked for Playgirl


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Actor Danny Lopes gets naked

Danny Lopes

Model/actor Danny Lopes, the self-described Freddie Prinze Jr. of indie horror, got naked and showed wood to Playgirl magazine. Full frontal nudes after the jump…


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R.I.P. — Andy Whitfield

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Andy Whitfield, the star of the hit cable series Spartacus: Blood and Sand died of non-Hodgkin lymphoma at age 39. So sad and depressing.

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The Shortbus threesome

The highlight of this threeway scene from John Cameron Mitchell‘s sexually explicit independent film Shortbus happens when Jay Brannan sings “The Star-Spangled Banner” into Paul Dawson’s hard cock while getting his salad tossed by PJ DeBoy.


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Weekend roundup

Malachi Marx

Looking back on March 31 – April 8, 2011… Here’s what I’ve been reading about on the intertubes…


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Mid-week roundup…


Looking back on March 23-30, 2011 — give or take a few days. Here’s what I’ve been reading about on the intertubes…


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Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab!

Thirty-five years and still kicking. I’m sure everyone involved thought this low-budget horror spoof would be a minor scratch on their resumes, but it’s not only a cult phenomenon, it’s the longest running theatrical release in movie history. If you’re a Rocky Horror virgin who’s always wondered what the midnight movie experience was like, here’s a Cliffs Notes tribute to the gay friendly musical. Watch for Rocky’s grand entrance and his crowd-pleasing gyrations during the finale. He’s O-Kay!


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Bill Cable in Basic Instinct

Bill Cable as Johnny Boz in Basic InstinctIn the opening minutes of Basic Instinct he gets ice picked to death while having sex. When Michael Douglas visits the crime scene we see a close up of his bloodied cock and balls. It’s a crotch shot that’s even more explicit than the one that made Sharon Stone a household name.

The gratuitous cock shot is probably why they hired a retired porn model to play the murder victim, Johnny Boz, in the notorious NC-17 rated erotic thriller. His name was Bill Cable. He was the cover model for the November 1974 issue of Playgirl magazine, and he modeled for COLT Studios under the nom de porn Stoner, appearing in at least two gay porn films, including Rip COLT’s Sex Rated Home Movies.

Basic Instinct was Bill Cable’s final screen credit. He was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1998. See “Stoner” in all his X-rated glory in the video clip below…

Related link: COLT Studio Classic — Bill Cable

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Steven Daigle: XXXposed

Big Brother 10 house guest Steven Daigle — by far the cutest token gay to have ever participated in the reality TV series — makes his porn debut this week in Rascal’s eponymous XXX video. Here’s the first glimpse of Steven Daigle: XXXposed, a video that capitalizes on his career on the gay rodeo circuit. He’s sort of a real-life version of Jack Twist. I wish I could quit… staring at his cute ass!


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Josh Holloway’s nude sex scene

Josh Holloway has steamy sex with Nastassja Kinski in Cold Heart.Back in 2001 — just a few short years before he found fame as Sawyer on the phenomenal TV series “Lost” — Josh Holloway starred in a role-reversed Fatal Attraction rip-off called Cold Heart. Holloway plays a psychopath who has an affair with a married woman. Naturally, he goes postal after their relationship sours. Sounds like one of those “Mother May I Sleep with…” crapfests that run in constant rotation on the Lifetime network. Not even worth a Netflix rental. Thankfully, Casperfan — my favorite site for male celebrity nudes — captured the only 2:43 minutes of this D-listed erotic thriller that are worth a look. The scenes where Holloway drops his pants and humps an equally naked Nastassja Kinski. More and bigger screen caps and a video clip are posted at CF’s blog.

H/T: Lost star Josh Holloway naked!!!

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Steven Daigle of Big Brother 10 stars in gay porn video

Big Brother porn | Steven Daigle: XXXposed (front box cover)

Big Brother porn | Steven Daigle: XXXposed (rear box cover)

Big Brother contestant Steven Daigle is set to star in the hardcore gay porn video, Steven Daigle: XXXPosed, from prolific porn producer Chi Chi LaRue. Daigle, a real life cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit, was an early evictee during the tenth season of the CBS reality series.

According to his porn profile, Daigle is 6′ 2″, weighs 185 pounds, has an 8-inch cock (cut), and he’s versatile. He shows off his cute naked butt on the rear box cover, but some fans already got a peak at Daigle’s dangle when he posted nude cell phone pictures of himself online in order to boost his Twitter following.

The DVD is currently available for pre-order and ships on Feb. 23, 2010. C1R members can watch it online starting on Feb. 16th.

Daigle is but one in a long list of Big Brother house guests gone wild…

Steven’s Big Brother intro video is along with publicity photos, a nude cell phone pic, and additional box cover art is posted below

Related links: MTV reality star exposes his uncut cock; Reality star does str8-for-gay porn; HDTV design star is former porn star; Gregg Plitt is a prick tease!; Jessie Godderz nude

Rascal Video presents Steven Daigle: XXXposed – Directed by Chi Chi LaRueStarring: Slade, Jeremy Bilding, Steven Daigle, Jimmy Durano, Josh Griffin, Johnny Hazzard, Brandon Lewis & Paul Wagner

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Josh Duhamel — When in Rome do as the Romans nude…

Josh Duhamel -- full frontal nude

Josh Duhamel -- cute ass

Josh Duhamel -- naked butt

In a recent Advocate interview, Fergie (aka Mrs. Josh Duhamel) implied her husband has a big dick. I guess he’s a grower, not a shower. But we may never know for sure because the Duhamel’s — unlike some other celebrity couples I could mention — deliberately avoid bringing camera’s into the bedroom.

His ass is amazing, though, isn’t it? Too bad his new movie, When In Rome, looks like crap.

I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. — Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie)

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The infamous Brown Bunny blowjob

I’m glad this terrible movie, The Brown Bunny, didn’t ruin Chloë Sevigny‘s career, because she’s terrific on Big Love. I tried to watch this movie straight through, but it really is unbearably slow. For what it’s worth, Vincent Gallo has a nice cock. Too bad it’s attached to such an oily looking creep.

FYI, I’m in no way affiliated with the celeb site that’s advertised at the beginning and end of the clip. That’s how I found it.

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MTV reality star exposes his uncut cock

Marco Rivera

This reality star turned porn star — Rico from MTV’s I Love New York — continues to show off his assets: a chiseled torso, a cute bubble butt & a stiff, uncut dick. He’s done hardcore before — on PlayboyTV’s Foursome and at Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. But this time he flies solo in a jack off scene at Cocksure Men under his nom de porn, Marco Rivera…


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The Beastmaster tames a shrew

Are you wondering why Petruchio is wearing what appears to be a 16th century version of the patented Chippendales cuffs and collar? Maybe it’s because this bawdy production of “The Taming of the Shrew” was mounted by the American Conservatory Theater. In San Francisco. All that talk of “combless cocks” and “tongues in tails.” Yep, definitely San Francisco.

That’s Marc Singer, the original Beastmaster and Mike Donovan from V: The Original Miniseries, playing a nimble (not to mention buff) Petruchio. Who knew? I love how Kate (Fredi Olster) reacts when she sees him from behind. No one could fill out a pair of tight pants quite like Marc.

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Cloudy with no chance of meat and balls

UPDATE 3.0: The first set of 20 Levi Johnston beefcake pix were posted today (Nov. 21) at There’s a shot of Levi in the shower hiding his goods. A few shots show his naked butt. It’s all very Calvin Klein. To call it porn — as the hypocrite Sarah Palin did — is an extreme overstatement. (If Charlton Heston can do it, why can’t Levi?) Additional photos will be posted at the Playgirl web site over the next two weeks.

UPDATE 2.0: Ignore all that “too hot for TV” bullshit from Entertainment Tonight. It turns out Levi Johnston never intended to pose fully nude for his over-hyped Playgirl photo shoot. His manager, Tank Jones, lied through his teeth in order to drum up publicity. … Take the post that appears below this line with a very large grain of salt. It’s based on misinformation spread by the hucksters who are managing Levi Johnston…

It’s a go. According to a recent post on Playgirl’s official blog, Levi Johnston will be posing for Playgirl in NYC on November 7th. Curious timing. The Sarah Palin memoir (Going Rouge, right?) lands on bookstores the following week.

If the latest gossip is true, you will be able to see Levi Johnston’s penis from your house. A Johnston spokesperson told Gawker there’s a 100% chance that Johnston’s johnson will be on full display. Then again, there’s a 10% chance Johnston’s reps can’t do basic math.

Levi Johnston in PlaygirlUPDATE 1.0: My suspicions were correct. Levi’s rep, Tank Jones, can’t do basic math. The nude photo shoot does not include “full on frontal nudity.” However, there might be a glimpse of peen. And the first teaser photo has already been leaked.

“There are some things that I have that are huge,” said Levi during a recent CBS interview. But he wasn’t talking about his junk. He was talking about as yet undisclosed allegations that prove his baby’s grandmother is even more corrupt and incompetent than we already knew.

For her part, Palin issued a statement that suggested her unmarried daughter’s baby daddy couldn’t be trusted because he’s a whore.

“CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.” — Sarah Palin

That’s rich coming from an ex-beauty queen who resigned her position as Alaska’s governor halfway through her term so she could start cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame before the offers dried up.

Related links: Is Levi’s “johnston” worth $25,000; Will Levi Johnston strip for Playgirl?

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Will Levi Johnston strip for Playgirl?

Levi Johnston Playgirl magazine cover (fake)

When Levi Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones, joked about getting Levi to do “johnson things” for Playgirl magazine in the behind-the-scenes footage of Johnston’s Vanity Fair photo shoot, he wasn’t dickin’ around.

Playgirl’s people called Levi’s people, and Levi agreed to strip down for the magazine web site. According to TMZ, negotiations are moving forward as Johnston tries to figure out how much he’s willing to reveal. He’s even hired a personal trainer.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, Playgirl’s print edition died of a long and protracted illness on January/February 2009. But its lusty heart still goes on in electronic form. Small irony that Johnston and his managers would reject an offer from a still-in-print skin mag (Unzipped) over an offer from an online-only brand.

But how far is Johnston willing to go? Full frontal? Doubtful. Bare butted? Maybe.

In its 35-year history Playgirl rarely succeeded at getting male celebrities — even minor celebrities — to take off more than their shirts. For instance, country music star Jason Meadows photo spread was safe enough for the Family Channel. On the other hand, Darryl Worley wanted to sex up his image, so he showed his ass. And soap opera hunk Marcus Patrick was hardly a shrinking violet. Sadly, the plug was pulled on the magazine before Patrick’s photo shoot could start a celebrity boner trend.

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Is Levi’s ‘johnston’ worth $25,000?

Unzipped magazine wants Levi Johnston’s ass, and — shooting for more than just the moon — has offered him $25,000 to do a solo jerk off video. Queerty, a gay culture blog, is willing to go as high as $50,000 to get Levi out of his Levis and into another guy. Good luck with that.

I doubt we’ll be seeing the Johnston johnson anytime soon, but if his fauxmance with Kathy Griffin tells us anything, it’s that Levi Johnston would do just about anything for attention.

Now that I know he’s feuding with the Wicked Witch of Wasilla I no longer hate myself for finding him just a little bit cute.

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Ricky Berens split splash

Ricky Berens bare ass

This has got to be my favorite sports story of the summer. Olympic gold medalist Ricky Berens ripped a gaping hole in the back of his skintight swimsuit while doing stretches just before stepping up to the starting block. I’m sure winning the race took the sting out of his embarrassment. If only we could have a wardrobe malfunction like this at every swim meet.

Related link: Michael Phelps skintight bodysuit VPL

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A cock on lips now — the Marlon Brando blowjob photo

Picture of Marlon Brando sucking cock

This scandalous picture has been floating around the internet for years, but the folks over at L.A. Rag Mag are positively giddy about it now.

The grainy black-and-white photo shows Colonel Kurtz himself (aka Marlon Brando) swallowing something that’s definitely not a bug. According to Hollywood lore, Brando is sucking a dick that belongs to his lifelong friend — the aptly named Wally Cox. And apparently it’s not a fake.

Back in the day, this was the sort of bromance that dared not speak it’s name. Brando’s first wife tried to use it against him in divorce proceedings. Eventually he admitted posing for the picture as a joke.

“Homosexuality is so much in fashion it no longer makes news. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me.” — Marlon Brando

Here’s a reminder of how hot Marlon Brando used to be before he let himself go…

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Jamie Bamber bears all

Jamie Bamber PETA ad

“Battlestar Galactica” star Jamie Bamber is baring all to save the Canadian black bears. Well, he’s baring some anyway. Such a prick tease! It’s a PETA publicity stunt so don’t expect to see too much. This does bring back fond memories of that very special episode of BSG, though. The one where Apollo has trouble keeping his towel on.

Jamie Bamber celebrity stalker shrine

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