Michael Phelps skintight bodysuit VPL
the official Speedo web site, modeling their revolutionary swimsuit design, the LZR Racer. But I’d still hit it. Strong is the lycra fetish this blogger has.
I’m sure the graphic designers at Speedo want us to think Phelps is suffering from the worst case of shrinkage since George Costanza got caught with his pants down. But anyone who’s seen pix of Michael Phelps modeling the new swimsuit knows he’s sporting a mighty impressive bulge — shrinkage or no shrinkage.
The ultra-thin bodysuit provides more coverage than the traditional banana hammock, but it’s revealing in its own way. You can still see the naughty Olympic tattoo on Phelps’s right hip. Not to mention the distinct outline of his cock and balls.
The LZR Racer’s high-tech design is so advanced it doubles as a camera phone and mp3 player. (j/k) Swimmers who wear the suit have been shattering speed records, prompting charges of “tech doping.” According to those in the know, the LZR’s secret weapon can be found in the groin. Seriously. The crotch of this swimsuit has a “girdle-like structure” that holds a swimmer’s, er, body in an optimal position.
Who knew? Phelps’s package has been a handicap all these years, but he’s still the champ.
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