Michael Phelps skintight bodysuit VPL

Olympic Champion Michael Phelps looks as sexless as a Ken Doll on the official Speedo web site, modeling their revolutionary swimsuit design, the LZR Racer. But I’d still hit it. Strong is the lycra fetish this blogger has.

I’m sure the graphic designers at Speedo want us to think Phelps is suffering from the worst case of shrinkage since George Costanza got caught with his pants down. But anyone who’s seen pix of Michael Phelps modeling the new swimsuit knows he’s sporting a mighty impressive bulge — shrinkage or no shrinkage.

The ultra-thin bodysuit provides more coverage than the traditional banana hammock, but it’s revealing in its own way. You can still see the naughty Olympic tattoo on Phelps’s right hip. Not to mention the distinct outline of his cock and balls.

If this thing catches on I’m gonna miss seeing those nearly nude training pics. Remember that porntastic Time Magazine cover from 2004? The one that looks like it was directed by John Rutherford.

The LZR Racer’s high-tech design is so advanced it doubles as a camera phone and mp3 player. (j/k) Swimmers who wear the suit have been shattering speed records, prompting charges of “tech doping.” According to those in the know, the LZR’s secret weapon can be found in the groin. Seriously. The crotch of this swimsuit has a “girdle-like structure” that holds a swimmer’s, er, body in an optimal position.

Who knew? Phelps’s package has been a handicap all these years, but he’s still the champ.

H/T: OMG Blog, Boys Briefs, Tottyland

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5 Responses

  1. masingill

    Tempting. But I’m still going to boycot the Olympics because of China’s human rights violations.

    April 15, 2008 at 3:38 am

  2. GoSpeedRAZR

    From the linked LA Times article:

    “Guys like Michael Phelps can roll out of bed in the morning in cutoffs…”

    [homer]Ahhhh… Michael Phelps in cutoffs…. Aghhhhdrooolz….[/homer]

    BTW……

    Just curious, mas….. Would you watch if the Olympic games were held in the United States?

    April 16, 2008 at 1:18 am

  3. Ob'Zine CallR

    If I was that lady i would keep sliding my hand down until I got a fistful of his gold nuggest. :twisted:

    July 17, 2008 at 11:02 pm

  4. Justin Taylor Dickings

    Looks interesting.

    August 18, 2008 at 10:56 am

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