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By Richard Armagnac • Nov 3rd, 2009 • Comment • Category: Sausage FactoryLevi Johnston talks about Playgirl & Palin on CBS
UPDATE 3.0: The first set of 20 Levi Johnston beefcake pix were posted today (Nov. 21) at Playgirl.com. There’s a shot of Levi in the shower hiding his goods. A few shots show his naked butt. It’s all very Calvin Klein. To call it porn — as the hypocrite Sarah Palin did — is an extreme overstatement. (If Charlton Heston can do it, why can’t Levi?) Additional photos will be posted at the Playgirl web site over the next two weeks.
UPDATE 2.0: Ignore all that “too hot for TV” bullshit from Entertainment Tonight. It turns out Levi Johnston never intended to pose fully nude for his over-hyped Playgirl photo shoot. His manager, Tank Jones, lied through his teeth in order to drum up publicity. … Take the post that appears below this line with a very large grain of salt. It’s based on misinformation spread by the hucksters who are managing Levi Johnston…
It’s a go. According to a recent post on Playgirl’s official blog, Levi Johnston will be posing for Playgirl in NYC on November 7th. Curious timing. The Sarah Palin memoir (Going Rouge, right?) lands on bookstores the following week.
If the latest gossip is true, you will be able to see Levi Johnston’s penis from your house. A Johnston spokesperson told Gawker there’s a 100% chance that Johnston’s johnson will be on full display. Then again, there’s a 10% chance Johnston’s reps can’t do basic math.
UPDATE 1.0: My suspicions were correct. Levi’s rep, Tank Jones, can’t do basic math. The nude photo shoot does not include “full on frontal nudity.” However, there might be a glimpse of peen. And the first teaser photo has already been leaked.
“There are some things that I have that are huge,” said Levi during a recent CBS interview. But he wasn’t talking about his junk. He was talking about as yet undisclosed allegations that prove his baby’s grandmother is even more corrupt and incompetent than we already knew.
For her part, Palin issued a statement that suggested her unmarried daughter’s baby daddy couldn’t be trusted because he’s a whore.
“CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.” — Sarah Palin
That’s rich coming from an ex-beauty queen who resigned her position as Alaska’s governor halfway through her term so she could start cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame before the offers dried up.
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After all that hype! Levi Johnston’s foray into the raunchy world of porn is a bridge to nowhere.
Guess this means we won’t get to see him lay some Alaska pipeline anytime soon.
No full frontal at all? Not even outtakes? The Insider had behind the scene footage and they censored his groin area as if you could see something.