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Naked Cowboy throws in the towel

By Richard Armagnac • Sep 8th, 2009 • Comment • Category: Sexual Politics

The Naked Cowboy (aka Robert John Burck)

Last July he threw his cowboy hat in the ring. Now he’s throwing in the towel.

Earlier this summer Time Square’s most colorful attention whore, Robert Burck (aka the Naked Cowboy), jumped into the New York City mayoral race saying, “No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me.” Now he’s dropping out of the race because, apparently, he didn’t feel like doing all the paperwork.

Mayoratin’ is hard, y’all.

I think Sarah Palin just found her new running mate. Or maybe I’m being unfair. Naked Cowboy actually seems smarter than Sarah Palin and a hell of a lot more rational than the gun toting paranoiacs who’ve hijacked the health care debate.

But wait. He ran as the Naked Cowboy even though he’s a) not actually naked; and b) not really a cowboy. Lies, lies, lies. Typical politician.

Here’s a flashback to when the (not really) Naked Cowboy was still an honest man — when he was, y’know, willing to do full frontal. These are nude shots from the Playgirl shoot mentioned in his campaign video.

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  1. My favorite part of the video:

    NAKED COWBOY: This is Gracie mansion, right?
    ELDERY DOG WALKER: Gracie mansion.
    NAKED COWBOY: Does it come furnshed?
    ELDERLY DOG WALKER: I would imagine so.
    NAKED COWBOY: Thank you.

    Only in New York.

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