A rare James Bond nude
By Julian Kay • Nov 13th, 2008 • Comment • Category: Skin Flicks
Could it be one of the earliest examples of CFNM porn came from the ad campaign for the 007 blockbuster Thunderball?
This abandoned artist’s concept — which was probably inspired by this publicity photo — depicts a totally naked Sean Connery as James Bond getting a rubdown from a buxom beauty. The illustration was considered too risqué for the PG-rated series. However, similar but slightly less suggestive artwork was used in the official ad campaign.
You know how most gays can tell you they always knew they were queer from an early age? Well, a showing of Thunderball during a Thanksgiving Bond marathon gave this homo blogger his first clue.
Decades before People Magazine turned a geriatric Connery into a running joke by naming him The Sexiest Man Alive, the burly Scot really was quite dishy. In fact, as a young man — before finding international fame as the legendary British super spy — Sir Sean was strapping enough to win third place in a Mr. Universe contest.
Thunderball’s aquatic adventure provided endless fascination for a pubescent gay boi because James Bond — like other homoerotic heroes Tarzan and Hercules — spends most of the movie prowling the screen half naked. He even prostitutes himself for Queen and Country by bedding a seductive hit-woman. And then there’s the iconic underwater love scene and its orgasmic explosion of bubbles.
If the next generation of 007 fans wants a view to a thrill, they won’t have to wait decades for suppressed nude artwork to surface because the current Bond, Daniel Craig, has been all too willing to show us the full monty.
EDITOR’S NOTE: This article is the first in a series of erotic James Bond-related posts — tagged Double Oh! Seven.
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