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Jeff Mitchell whips out his exotic financial instrument

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Oct 29th, 2008 • Comment • Category: SWAG: Premium Porn

Corporate cock -- Jeff Mitchell
Giving new meaning to the term corporate tool… It looks like businessman Jeff Mitchell is losing his shirt (and shoes and pants and underwear) in the current economic meltdown. Time to start moving his liquid assets. Maybe Jeff should find a new line of work. I suggest gigolo. If he charges by the inch he should be back in black by the end of the quarter.

From the Playgirl pictorial “Corporate Cock…”

UPDATE: Jeff (aka Jeff Lukomski) was profiled in The Advocate’s Naked Truth series. He complained that his dick is too big and that he would shrink it if he could.

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4 Responses »

  1. dave on November 15th, 2008 at 6:55 pm:

    this cock and this guy are both hot i would let him in me any day

  2. Stephanie Maynes on November 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm:

    Now this is my kind of man! 8) Handsome, but not too pretty… Natural body hair… Gigantic member… (Size matters. Sorry guys.) Reminds me of the old Playgirl (”Whoops I forgot my pants!”) before they started using gay guys and professional models. More like this please. ;)

    Steph

  3. Jeff Lukomski on November 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm:

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  4. Mary-Anne Margaret on November 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm:

    Greetings to members of the Large Penis Support Group. :D When you finish looking at Jeff’s wang, you might also be interested in these other gifted models… … :arrow: tag: big dicks / horsehung

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