Ryan Reynolds’ ass now the property of Scarlett Johansson
By Ben J. Mann • Sep 28th, 2008 • Comment • Category: Male Celeb Bootie
… and his cock … and his balls … and 50% of his earthly possessions…
Scarlett Johansson broke off her faux engagement to Barack Obama so she could marry Canadian himbo Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Reynolds’ ex — fellow Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette — is penning a bitter breakup anthem even as we speak type.
When Scarlett Jo informed Obama of her impeding nuptials, he whispered something in her ear that only she could hear. Campaign supporters speculate that the Democratic nominee must’ve told her something deeply profound.
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