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This week the GOP returned to the scene of Sen. Larry Craig’s crime by staging their national convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. As everyone knows, Craig was busted last summer for soliciting sex from an undercover cop in a public bathroom at a Minneapolis airport.

Craig’s arrest was just one of a series of humiliating (and oftentimes disturbing) sex scandals that plagued the GOP in 2007. Rep. Bob Allen — the former co-chair of John McCain’s presidential campaign — was also convicted of soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop in the men’s room of a public park.

Lately, though, the Log Cabinettes have been on their best behavior. Lindsay Graham notwithstanding, the Grand Old Party’s been looking a little less gay but a lot more old. Have you seen the convention coverage? The median age of the typical attendee is Mesozoic.

Still, I’m sure the conservative closet queens are getting as much knob-bobbing on the down-low as ever, so I’ve put together this tribute to our fey friends on the far right: scenes from the vintage Toilet Tramps series. This porn shoot has the distinction of featuring an actual gay Republican — Matt Sanchez, a neocon blogger and occasional Fox News commenter.

Here’s a YouTube clip of Sanchez (aka Rod Majors, Pierre Labranche) trying to butch it up in a segment about gay gun rights activists. Sanchez spent most of the ’90s and part of the ’00s working as a gay porn star and male escort, so it’s funny to see him act like he doesn’t know anything about queer culture — like he had to look up gay slang on the google.

In another clip he tries to horn in on Kathy Griffin’s act by mocking Nicole Kidman’s botox face. Maybe Sanchez is hoping no one will notice how jacked up his own face is… I’m just sayin’.

Rod Majors & Jared Clark

Rod Majors (aka Pierre Labranche) & Jarod Clark in a scene from Tijuana Toilet Tramps. Rod -- real name Matt Sanchez -- is now a Republican blogger and occasional Fox News commenter. Much like Larry Craig, Rod insists that he is not and never has been gay.

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Bill Marlowe & Paul Brazil

Bill Marlowe and Paul Brazil in a scene from Tijuana Toilet Tramps.

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Mike Lamas & Chip Daniels

Mike Lamas (aka Miguel Lopez) and Chip Daniels in a scene from Tijuana Toilet Tramps.

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Johnny Rey & Derek Cruise

Johnny Rey and Derek Cruise in a scene from the original Toilet Tramps.

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