America hates Jessie Godderz (updated)

By Franklin Halifax • Aug 8th, 2008 • Comment • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Big Brother contestant Jessie Godderz — the part time nude model and full time narcissist — spent the past week writing checks his arrogant ass couldn’t cash and learned that strutting around like a tool while antagonizing people even though you need their vote isn’t the most winningest stategery. Viewers were given a chance to weigh in via text message and cast the deciding vote that got him evicted from the Big Brother hamster habitrail. Jessie is survived in the house by Michelle, a leotarded, pig-feet-eating, Portuguese real estate agent from Rhode Island.

Michelle vowed to avenge her beloved Jessie’s ouster after winning a shot at picking the next potential evictees. Poor thing doesn’t seem to realize Jessie might not be playing on the same team.

UPDATE: Here’s Jessie’s incoherent exit interview with Entertainment Weekly where shares his thoughts about the show and how gays and Jews run Hollywood and the banking industry. Oy vey!

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de wintour on August 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm:
Ugh! I went from being extremely pleased with last night’s episode to extreme disgust. My God Me-chelle is so annoying! I can’t stand her. Doesn’t she realize her crappy week was all Jessie’s fault? He made her a target by antagonizing people for no reason. Having him in the house doesn’t help her at all because he was such a lousy player. And now she’s teamed up with three more of the biggest idjits — April, Ollie, and Jerry.

Jessie’s eviction is really all April’s fault. She put Jessie up after promising to keep him safe, and she failed to make Jerry use the veto to guarantee Jessie’s safety. And it was April who blew up her original alliance by getting all high and mighty like a queen and confronting them when she didn’t have to. They were going to vote her way until she went along with Jessie’s shit stirring. She also failed to conceal her obvious double dealing with Michelle and Jessie.

But Michelle is too stupid to realize this.

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