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So much fluff…

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Aug 2nd, 2008 • Comment • Category: Sausage Factory

vip0170_074.jpg Oh the perils of being a female porn photographer! It seems Holly Randall ran into some trouble on the set of a Playgirl photo shoot…

I was shooting a centerfold for Playgirl magazine, and what I’d always dreaded, but what I’d always suspected, had happened. The model, expecting some kind of female fluffer on set, discovered that I was to be the only girl present that day. Yes, I was the photographer, but why couldn’t I perform double-duty?

“You know Holly, you’re going to have to fluff me today,” he commented as he appraised my unappealing getup of jeans and a loose-fitting sweater, complete with a face devoid of makeup framed by a messy ponytail. “I’m serious,” he continued, when I rolled my eyes at his suggestion.

I tried to ignore the insinuation that I actually give a hand job — or worse a blowjob — to this man, but he wouldn’t drop it. Not that I particularly blame him, since I know he was concerned about his performance and wanted a successful photo shoot, as did the rest of us. But I just wasn’t prepared to go to any lengths to get it.

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Now I wonder which model she’s talking about? For the record, she’s not talking about Mario Rossi, pictured above. As far as I know…

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Mary-Anne Margaret is just wondering... Are you there, Blog? It's me, Mary-Anne Margaret. I'm trawling the internets today, looking for "couples" porn. I’m so scared, Blog. Truly erotic straight porn is sometimes difficult to find. Suppose I have to spend the entire day looking at unsightly breast implant scars? Suppose I have to settle for mediocre porn where the guy is cropped out and all you can see is his wiener. Suppose all my gays hate me for posting pictures with vajayjay? Please help me, Blog. Don’t let this job be too horrible. Thank you.
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