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Orlando Bloom’s naked ass

By Mary-Anne Margaret • Jun 26th, 2008 • Comment • Category: Male Celeb Bootie

Orlando Bloom's naked butt

These pix were snapped by a peeping pap who followed Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, to a vacation spot in Gran Canaria.

I feel so dirty for feeding stalkerazzi who took these photos, but what the hell. If Orlando didn’t want the world to see his naked butt, I think he’d try to avoid loitering near publicly accessible doorways while nude.

Click the above photo for a larger version. A series of candid Orlando photos can be found at the links below…

H/T: Orlando Bloom Reveals His Pirate’s Booty, !!OMG his butt, Orlando Bloom!!, Orlando Bloom

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